Jimmyeatworld
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A friend of mine sent this to me a long time ago. I was digging around and found it today. I no longer have a craving for pudding.
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank, shortly after midnight their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on
the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a
bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were
opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or ounce of
gold. Instead,! all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, comfortably full stomach. The newspaper
headline read:
Scroll Down...
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!!
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank, shortly after midnight their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on
the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a
bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were
opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or ounce of
gold. Instead,! all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, comfortably full stomach. The newspaper
headline read:
Scroll Down...
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!!
