New Pussie!
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dilloduck
Diamond Member
I thought they only came to can openersHGROKIT said:Well, cat was one of my initial thought.
You are right, a cat just comes to the sound of it's care givers voice (note I did not say owner). We name them for our own gratification. Geez.
dilloduck
Diamond Member
HGROKIT said:Dillo
Cat food now comes in easy open containers - they now come to the sound of tearing packaging.
LOL whatever will they think of next-----self-neutering cats ?
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KLSuddeth
Guest
The naming of cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter
When I tell you a cat must have three
different names.
First of all, there's the name
that the family use daily,
Such as Victor, or Jonathan,
George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names
if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen,
some for the dames;
Such as Plato, Admetus,
Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you,
a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that is peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he
keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers,
or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind,
I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quazo or Coripat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellyrum--
Names that never belong
to more than one cat.
But above and beyond
there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you will never guess;
The name
that no human research can discover--
But The Cat Himself Knows,
and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought,
of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter
When I tell you a cat must have three
different names.
First of all, there's the name
that the family use daily,
Such as Victor, or Jonathan,
George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names
if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen,
some for the dames;
Such as Plato, Admetus,
Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you,
a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that is peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he
keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers,
or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind,
I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quazo or Coripat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellyrum--
Names that never belong
to more than one cat.
But above and beyond
there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you will never guess;
The name
that no human research can discover--
But The Cat Himself Knows,
and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought,
of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
007
Charter Member
HGROKIT said:
Sounds like my partner...
MtnBiker
Senior Member
Pale Rider said:Sounds like my partner...
Cool cat Pale Rider, looks like he as plenty of attitude.
007
Charter Member
MtnBiker said:Cool cat Pale Rider, looks like he as plenty of attitude.
Yeah, he thinks I'm there just for his beckon command...
:happy2:
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Sandy73
Guest
Pale Rider said:Sounds like my partner...
He looks evil !
007
Charter Member
Sandy73 said:
He's partly squinting, because he thinks the flash on the camera is going to go off, and he doesn't like that.
S
Sandy73
Guest
Pale Rider said:
So I guess that makes him a smart pussie ! :cof:
JOKER96BRAVO
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