New POTUS

[Gracie]

Native American elder would be interesting to have as a potus. Too bad Black Elk is long dead.

 

[Gracie]

Wilma Mankiller has health issues. Bummer.

 

[Pogo]

Buffy Sainte-Marie!
Oh wait -- Canadian-born. There goes that idea like a Cruz missile...

 

[Gracie]

Chief Dan George would have been excellent as POTUS. Too bad he's dead, too.

 

[The Irish Ram]

As far as the country is concerned, I'm thinking dead might be an asset.....

 

[Pogo]

As far as the country is concerned, I'm thinking dead might be an asset.....

Hey, if it weren't for dead Presidents we'd have no money to spend, except tens, hundreds and ten-thousands.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Yeah, but as worthless as our money is now, it would be more complimentary to stamp their pictures on Charmin.

 

[S.J.]

We already have Sitting Bull.

 

[Gracie]

Don't insult Sitting Bull.

 

[Cassandro]

Senator from Massachusetts?

 

[Gracie]

If our current POTUS had an indian name, what would it be?

SitsOnOnesButt
Shitting Bull
RunsLikeAGirl
HeWhoIsLaughedAt

 

[Cassandro]

Camel's Nose Under Tent

 

[TheOldSchool]

Get me a former Marine in the White House. Someone who can intimidate world leaders but won't abuse the lives of our military.

 

[Mr. H.]

Buffy Sainte-Marie!
Oh wait -- Canadian-born. There goes that idea like a Cruz missile...

Kenya doesn't have missiles, and they managed to shoot a whopper up our asses.