New National Symbol-the Condom

[Nuc]

Official Announcement: The Bush Administration today announced that it is changing America's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the current situation.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.

 

[KarlMarx]

Official Announcement: The Bush Administration today announced that it is changing America's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the current situation.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.

Better a condom than a cigar.....

 

[Nuc]

Better a condom than a cigar.....

I never use condoms, but I'm smoking a nice Cuban right now.

 

[KarlMarx]

I never use condoms, but I'm smoking a nice Cuban right now.

Go ahead, support that Cuban lunatic dictator, see what I care!!!!

 

[Nuc]

Go ahead, support that Cuban lunatic dictator, see what I care!!!!

The best is always good enough for me, and Cuban cigars are the best. Sorry!

 

[KarlMarx]

The best is always good enough for me, and Cuban cigars are the best. Sorry!

Just for that... I'm eating lots of bean burritos and make some greenhouse gasses!!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

[GotZoom]

I prefer Onyx Reserve myself.

With a nice glass of tequila.

The Cubans are a bit over-rated. Give me a pre-Castro Cuban and I'm there. Everything after...not impressed.

 

[Nuc]

I prefer Onyx Reserve myself.

With a nice glass of tequila.

The Cubans are a bit over-rated. Give me a pre-Castro Cuban and I'm there. Everything after...not impressed.

Onyx are very nice, but you can't beat a Partagas Lusitania or a Ramon Allones Coronas Gigantes.

 

[Zhukov]

I'd rather have a blunt, and I don't care where it came from.

 

[no1tovote4]

I'd rather have a blunt, and I don't care where it came from.

I prefer beer.

 

[Zhukov]

I prefer beer.

I'll take a few of those too.