'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars And Shot A Dude In The Face

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'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars and Shot A Dude in The Face

'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars And Shot A Dude In The Face

WILSON, WY — Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who famously started two wars in the Middle East and shot a dude in the face while hunting, now says Donald Trump is the greatest threat America has ever faced.

babylonbee.com

5 Aug 2022

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who famously started two wars in the Middle East and shot a dude in the face while hunting, now says Donald Trump is the greatest threat America has ever faced.
"Donald Trump is an evil reprobate and a big meanie, and a danger to our Constitutional rights," growled the retired politician who orchestrated the brutal torture of hundreds of detainees who were held without trial. "We must make sure he never gets elected to office again. And also, vote for my daughter, Liz."
Political consultants applauded Liz Cheney for her brilliant move of tapping on of the most hated politicians in history to help boost her political chances. Initial polling indicates her approval has climbed .0000002 percentage points since Dick Cheney's statement.
"If there's a singular figure universally adored by every hard-working American, it's Dick Cheney," said a spokesperson for the campaign. "We are grateful for his endorsement and look forward to seeing her represent the citizens of Wyoming."
Trump was quick to respond to Cheney's statement, saying "Poor little Dick Cheney! He's so mad that I got elected president instead of him. Boo Hoo! Maybe he should stop shooting dudes in the face! Sorry, Dick!"
At publishing time, Liz Cheney's approval dipped again after her dad accidentally shot another dude in the face.

Commentary:
His parents named him correctly. He's a Dick..
Basically, he wasn't too far off the guy he shot is a lawyer and we all know what Shakespeare said about lawyers.

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[Moonglow]

Since when do Vice Presidents have the power to start wars?

 

[Theowl32]

'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars and Shot A Dude in The Face

'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars And Shot A Dude In The Face

WILSON, WY — Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who famously started two wars in the Middle East and shot a dude in the face while hunting, now says Donald Trump is the greatest threat America has ever faced.

babylonbee.com

5 Aug 2022

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who famously started two wars in the Middle East and shot a dude in the face while hunting, now says Donald Trump is the greatest threat America has ever faced.
"Donald Trump is an evil reprobate and a big meanie, and a danger to our Constitutional rights," growled the retired politician who orchestrated the brutal torture of hundreds of detainees who were held without trial. "We must make sure he never gets elected to office again. And also, vote for my daughter, Liz."
Political consultants applauded Liz Cheney for her brilliant move of tapping on of the most hated politicians in history to help boost her political chances. Initial polling indicates her approval has climbed .0000002 percentage points since Dick Cheney's statement.
"If there's a singular figure universally adored by every hard-working American, it's Dick Cheney," said a spokesperson for the campaign. "We are grateful for his endorsement and look forward to seeing her represent the citizens of Wyoming."
Trump was quick to respond to Cheney's statement, saying "Poor little Dick Cheney! He's so mad that I got elected president instead of him. Boo Hoo! Maybe he should stop shooting dudes in the face! Sorry, Dick!"
At publishing time, Liz Cheney's approval dipped again after her dad accidentally shot another dude in the face.

Commentary:
His parents named him correctly. He's a Dick..
Basically, he wasn't too far off the guy he shot is a lawyer and we all know what Shakespeare said about lawyers.

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The leftists are thoroughly confused that dick cheney is one of theirs the whole time.

Hysterical.

 

[Rambunctious]

Bush's new world order had a role for the USA... we were designated to be the world police while China would handle the manufacturing...
That's kind of where we are going....

 

[JustAGuy1]

Since when do Vice Presidents have the power to start wars?

Do you really think Cheney was second fiddle to Georgie?

Do you really think Obama isn't running Joey now?

 

[Moonglow]

Do you really think Cheney was second fiddle to Georgie?

Do you really think Obama isn't running Joey now?

Do you really expect me to believe you have the power to have insight where there is none?

 

[JustAGuy1]

Do you really expect me to believe you have the power to have insight where there is none?

Do you really think I care what you believe? You've never shown an ounce of intelligence at all. But yes Cheney ran Bush and Obama runs Joe.

 

[MarathonMike]

'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars and Shot A Dude in The Face

'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars And Shot A Dude In The Face

WILSON, WY — Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who famously started two wars in the Middle East and shot a dude in the face while hunting, now says Donald Trump is the greatest threat America has ever faced.

babylonbee.com

5 Aug 2022

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who famously started two wars in the Middle East and shot a dude in the face while hunting, now says Donald Trump is the greatest threat America has ever faced.
"Donald Trump is an evil reprobate and a big meanie, and a danger to our Constitutional rights," growled the retired politician who orchestrated the brutal torture of hundreds of detainees who were held without trial. "We must make sure he never gets elected to office again. And also, vote for my daughter, Liz."
Political consultants applauded Liz Cheney for her brilliant move of tapping on of the most hated politicians in history to help boost her political chances. Initial polling indicates her approval has climbed .0000002 percentage points since Dick Cheney's statement.
"If there's a singular figure universally adored by every hard-working American, it's Dick Cheney," said a spokesperson for the campaign. "We are grateful for his endorsement and look forward to seeing her represent the citizens of Wyoming."
Trump was quick to respond to Cheney's statement, saying "Poor little Dick Cheney! He's so mad that I got elected president instead of him. Boo Hoo! Maybe he should stop shooting dudes in the face! Sorry, Dick!"
At publishing time, Liz Cheney's approval dipped again after her dad accidentally shot another dude in the face.

Commentary:
His parents named him correctly. He's a Dick..
Basically, he wasn't too far off the guy he shot is a lawyer and we all know what Shakespeare said about lawyers.

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Like I said, the GOP elites are just as bad as the Democrat elites. They both fear and hate Donald Trump because he is not one of them and has no problem calling them out for the frauds they are. The Democrats could not have waged their 6 year war on Donald Trump without the tacit agreements of the GOP leadership.

 

[Moonglow]

Do you really think I care what you believe? You've never shown an ounce of intelligence at all. But yes Cheney ran Bush and Obama runs Joe.

Just like "W" ran Trump.

 

[Moonglow]

Like I said, the GOP elites are just as bad as the Democrat elites. They both fear and hate Donald Trump because he is not one of them and has no problem calling them out for the frauds they are. The Democrats could not have waged their 6 year war on Donald Trump without the tacit agreements of the GOP leadership.

Donald is just as dirty as any Washington DC insider and just as greedy, he just has an unlikable character.

 

[JustAGuy1]

Just like "W" ran Trump.

W isn't smart enough to run anyone.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

The corrupt Democrat Party using the CIA, IRS, FBI and DOJ as their political weapons is a real threat to our republic.
The Democrat Party using voter fraud and ballot stuffing is a real threat to everyone's Voting Rights and clean elections.
The greedy Democrat Party's reckless spending is a threat to our republic.
Dick Cheney's vicious hatred for Trump tells us a lot about his "foul soul".
Trump was a better president than Bush and Pence was a better VP than Cheney.
There was no insurrection.
Little Dick Cheney is one of Pelosi's Insurrection Conspiracy Crackpots.

 

[task0778]

Explains Liz Cheney's hatred, no? Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even one based on acrimony rather than reason, but that's what freedom of speech ultimately means. But is Trump a greater threat to America than the democratic party is today? I don't think so.

 

[toobfreak]

'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars and Shot A Dude in The Face

The Bush/Cheneys are nothing but POS RINOS worse than the democrats themselves. At least the Democrats don't stab each other in the back and eat their own.

Soon the pain will all be over for poor Lez Chunky, only about 13 more weeks of her poison politics.

 

[aaronleland]

I hated Dick Cheney, but shooting a lawyer in the face kinda softened my opinion of him.