Neighbor Invitation

[Blaster]

My lesbian neighbor invited me over for dinner tomorrow evening. I fixed her snowblower yesterday and she was kind enough to give me an invitation. Her girlfriend will also be there and we all will watch Sunday Night Football after the meal. I'm going to bring a bottle of wine for the occasion.

 

[Anomalism]

Maybe you'll get to live a porno fantasy.

 

[Blaster]

Maybe you'll get to live a porno fantasy.

Maybe if we all get drunk...

 

[Anomalism]

Maybe if we all get drunk...

Dirty old man. I knew that wine came with an objective.

 

[Posit]

My lesbian neighbor invited me over for dinner tomorrow evening. I fixed her snowblower yesterday and she was kind enough to give me an invitation. Her girlfriend will also be there and we all will watch Sunday Night Football after the meal. I'm going to bring a bottle of wine for the occasion.

Oh well... everyone needs a hobby.

 

[odanny]

Is this her?

 

[Arlette]

My lesbian neighbor invited me over for dinner tomorrow evening. I fixed her snowblower yesterday and she was kind enough to give me an invitation. Her girlfriend will also be there and we all will watch Sunday Night Football after the meal. I'm going to bring a bottle of wine for the occasion.

Have fun. It's good to get out

 

[Blaster]

Is this her?
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She is actually very slim and quite attractive.

 

[Unkotare]

My lesbian neighbor invited me over for dinner tomorrow evening. I fixed her snowblower yesterday and she was kind enough to give me an invitation. Her girlfriend will also be there and we all will watch Sunday Night Football after the meal. I'm going to bring a bottle of wine for the occasion.

And this merits a thread?

 

[Unkotare]

She is actually very slim and quite attractive.

Flag on the play. Obvious lie.

 

[WinterBorn]

Have fun!

 

[toobfreak]

My lesbian neighbor invited me over for dinner tomorrow evening. I fixed her snowblower yesterday and she was kind enough to give me an invitation. Her girlfriend will also be there and we all will watch Sunday Night Football after the meal. I'm going to bring a bottle of wine for the occasion.

Sounds like the perfect makings of a ham sandwich with you being the meat in the middle.

Or maybe they are just looking for their next male sacrifice.

Good luck with that.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Flag on the play. Obvious lie.

Its patently obvious to even the most casual observer that you haven't been around lesbians very much. And yes, while most people think of "butch" lesbians as the norm (dress like men, hair cut short, etc.), there is also the "lipstick" lesbian which is a lesbian who dresses like a woman and is generally very attractive.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

You all enjoy yourselves, Blaster.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Maybe you'll get to live a porno fantasy.

Damn...beat to the punch AGAIN!!

All that's needed is the cheesy 70's synth into.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Sounds like the perfect makings of a ham sandwich with you being the meat in the middle.

Or maybe they are just looking for their next male sacrifice.

Good luck with that.

Would this be with your cellmates? You being the shishkabob??

 

[MarathonMike]

Maybe you'll get to live a porno fantasy.

It's only a fantasy if they hawt

 

[luiza]

Tell them you suffer from Thrush .

 

[toobfreak]

Would this be with your cellmates? You being the shishkabob??

What cellmates? Jack, are you tripping out on us again?

BTW, a shish kabob is two words, not one.

Probably the closest you'll ever come to one is using your left hand along with your right hand at the same time.

Try to pretend at least you really have a brain.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

What cellmates? Jack, are you tripping out on us again?

BTW, a shish kabob is two words, not one.

Probably the closest you'll ever come to one is using your left hand along with your right hand at the same time.

Try to pretend at least you really have a brain.

You have nothing to come back at me with, do you?
It's sad. You used to have some worth. Now I just pity you.

How long has it been for you? You know..since you saw...sunlight??