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Two top Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials have been removed from their positions. Herr Field Marshal Russel Hott and Herr Field Marshal Peter Berg, who held top level positions in the enforcement division of ICE, have been removed from their positions. "I did not zee that coming", said Herr Field Marshal Russel Hott. "I showed them zee paperz and could not understand why zee paperz were not adequate to keep my job because I can assure you that zee paperz were all in order".
Herr Field Marshal Peter Berg concurred. "How do we keep zee Trump genocide going against immigrants this way by sending them back to their own countries?" he told one reporter. "Locking zee brown migrant children in zee cages was my favorite thing to do in the zee whole world as I poked sticks at them in the cage, so now what will I do? Maybe move to Argentina and start over?
No word yet if Trump will send the two fired officials to the Russian front in the Ukraine.
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