Nations four year olds warn against following Donald Trump's medical advice!

[DrLove]

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unprecedented move, the nation’s four-year-olds have issued an official communiqué warning against following Donald J. Trump’s medical advice.​

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Asserting that their communiqué was “not about politics,” the four-year-olds said that they were issuing the statement out of concern for public health.​

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“By now, many of you have heard Donald Trump making medical recommendations from the White House,” the statement read. “It’s important for you to know that these recommendations have no basis in medical or scientific fact.”​

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“Right now, millions of you are stuck at home with nothing to do,” the statement continued. “Still, that’s no excuse to do anything that Donald Trump tells you to do.”​

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The four-year-olds’ communiqué ended with a general advisory for the future: “Whenever Donald Trump tells you to do something, ask yourself: If Donald Trump jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge? Of course not.”​

America’s Four-Year-Olds Warn Against Following Trump’s Medical Advice

“Right now, millions of you are stuck at home with nothing to do,” the statement said. “Still, that’s no excuse to do anything that Donald Trump tells you to do.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Likkmee]

Their parents trained them pretty OK...

 

[Chuz Life]

Blatant Leftarded Child Indoctrination.

Should be investigated as child abuse.

I digress. The nation needs custodians and grocery baggers too.

 

[Mac1958]

They may be communicating at too high a level.

 

[JoeMoma]

Satire People............Satire

 

[DrLove]

They may be communicating at too high a level.

I understand that the 3 year olds are dumbing it down for the benefit of Fox News.

 

[Chuz Life]

Satire People............Satire

I missed seeing that. Thanks.

Question though. . . Do you think the handcuffs in DrLove's avatar are just for satire too?

 

[progressive hunter]

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unprecedented move, the nation’s four-year-olds have issued an official communiqué warning against following Donald J. Trump’s medical advice.​

​

Asserting that their communiqué was “not about politics,” the four-year-olds said that they were issuing the statement out of concern for public health.​

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“By now, many of you have heard Donald Trump making medical recommendations from the White House,” the statement read. “It’s important for you to know that these recommendations have no basis in medical or scientific fact.”​

​

“Right now, millions of you are stuck at home with nothing to do,” the statement continued. “Still, that’s no excuse to do anything that Donald Trump tells you to do.”​

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The four-year-olds’ communiqué ended with a general advisory for the future: “Whenever Donald Trump tells you to do something, ask yourself: If Donald Trump jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge? Of course not.”​

America’s Four-Year-Olds Warn Against Following Trump’s Medical Advice

“Right now, millions of you are stuck at home with nothing to do,” the statement said. “Still, that’s no excuse to do anything that Donald Trump tells you to do.”

www.newyorker.com

joe biden be like,,,
look at all that hair to sniff,,,

 

[miketx]

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unprecedented move, the nation’s four-year-olds have issued an official communiqué warning against following Donald J. Trump’s medical advice.​

​

Asserting that their communiqué was “not about politics,” the four-year-olds said that they were issuing the statement out of concern for public health.​

​

“By now, many of you have heard Donald Trump making medical recommendations from the White House,” the statement read. “It’s important for you to know that these recommendations have no basis in medical or scientific fact.”​

​

“Right now, millions of you are stuck at home with nothing to do,” the statement continued. “Still, that’s no excuse to do anything that Donald Trump tells you to do.”​

​

The four-year-olds’ communiqué ended with a general advisory for the future: “Whenever Donald Trump tells you to do something, ask yourself: If Donald Trump jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge? Of course not.”​

America’s Four-Year-Olds Warn Against Following Trump’s Medical Advice

“Right now, millions of you are stuck at home with nothing to do,” the statement said. “Still, that’s no excuse to do anything that Donald Trump tells you to do.”

www.newyorker.com

Them kids are way smarter than that swedish retard greta y'all pimped out a while back.

From elsewhere...
For everyone blasting the president on what he said about an injectable disinfectant, if your bashing him for this you are an ignorant ass. 3M has a patent (for 6+ years) for an ingested version of the Aegis molecule. They’ve been working on an IV version of it too. Aegis is a disinfectant. It’s the disinfectant I’ve used on every house since 2017.

By the way, Hydrogen Peroxide is a disinfectant, U.V, Lighting is a disinfectant. Both have been used by the Medical Field for a long time, and yes they have used Hydrogen Peroxide in IV and Injectables to treat patients for sometime now for various infections.

 

[DrLove]

Satire People............Satire

I missed seeing that. Thanks.

Question though. . . Do you think the handcuffs in DrLove's avatar are just for satire too?

I can answer that question - NO. The NY AG and SDNY will be waiting with a pair of tiny gold plated handcuffs on 1-20-21.

 

[Dekster]

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unprecedented move, the nation’s four-year-olds have issued an official communiqué warning against following Donald J. Trump’s medical advice.​

​

Asserting that their communiqué was “not about politics,” the four-year-olds said that they were issuing the statement out of concern for public health.​

​

“By now, many of you have heard Donald Trump making medical recommendations from the White House,” the statement read. “It’s important for you to know that these recommendations have no basis in medical or scientific fact.”​

​

“Right now, millions of you are stuck at home with nothing to do,” the statement continued. “Still, that’s no excuse to do anything that Donald Trump tells you to do.”​

​

The four-year-olds’ communiqué ended with a general advisory for the future: “Whenever Donald Trump tells you to do something, ask yourself: If Donald Trump jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge? Of course not.”​

America’s Four-Year-Olds Warn Against Following Trump’s Medical Advice

“Right now, millions of you are stuck at home with nothing to do,” the statement said. “Still, that’s no excuse to do anything that Donald Trump tells you to do.”

www.newyorker.com

The kid in the back left is looking at someone and of course there is the photographer so with the 9 kids that means they are not following social distancing guidelines. Those 4 year olds should be arrested.

 

[deannalw]

They may be communicating at too high a level.

Surely you jest.

 

[Billy_Bob]

They may be communicating at too high a level.

I understand that the 3 year olds are dumbing it down for the benefit of Fox News.

Your stupider than they are...It was never advice....Its was legitimate questions to a doctor....Left tard idiot!

 

[Mac1958]

Your stupider...

I love this place.

 

[Billy_Bob]

They may be communicating at too high a level.

Surely you jest.

Trying to communicate with demotards requires we dumb it way down...

 

[Mac1958]

They may be communicating at too high a level.

Surely you jest.

Trying to communicate with demotards requires we dumb it way down...

Well, you succeeded.

 

[Billy_Bob]

Your stupider...

I love this place.

I had to get down on his level....

 

[okfine]

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an unprecedented move, the nation’s four-year-olds have issued an official communiqué warning against following Donald J. Trump’s medical advice.​

​

Asserting that their communiqué was “not about politics,” the four-year-olds said that they were issuing the statement out of concern for public health.​

​

“By now, many of you have heard Donald Trump making medical recommendations from the White House,” the statement read. “It’s important for you to know that these recommendations have no basis in medical or scientific fact.”​

​

“Right now, millions of you are stuck at home with nothing to do,” the statement continued. “Still, that’s no excuse to do anything that Donald Trump tells you to do.”​

​

The four-year-olds’ communiqué ended with a general advisory for the future: “Whenever Donald Trump tells you to do something, ask yourself: If Donald Trump jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge? Of course not.”​

America’s Four-Year-Olds Warn Against Following Trump’s Medical Advice

“Right now, millions of you are stuck at home with nothing to do,” the statement said. “Still, that’s no excuse to do anything that Donald Trump tells you to do.”

www.newyorker.com

Those 4 year olds have learned to spot a moron from a mile away.

 

[Rambunctious]

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Hey look there is Dr Love and Blindboo Rightwinger and Faun and Blain and Berg Penelope and look IM2 is white.....told ya....

 

[Rambunctious]

Hey when do us conservatives get our board picture for the USMB year book?...