NASA's Artemis II Crew Launches To The Moon

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Only until morons like you get to find out the facts .

This nut case told you first :-
Covid was a manufactured Virus .
The Vaccine was poison and would kill.
That Trumpfy was Jewish
That Trumpfy had been gifted the Presidency by his bosses in the Deep State .
That Trumpfy was wedded to the Greater Israel Plan and Universal Digital ID .
That the Fake Iran conflict is an Energy and Starvation Psy Op .which Iran must be allowed to be involved in for as long as is required for Energy and Food shortages to affect the world .

So get on your knees Sheeplet and pay homage .

Many other forecasts 100% correct.
Artemis is small beer if it were not the key to Deep State GETTING ITS HANDS ON TRILLIONS "TO USE" ON FAKE RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT .

 

[DonGlock26]

Tragedy has struck.

"Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff​

Science·Apr 3, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

SPACE — In accordance with Canadian law, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission successfully euthanized Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen after discovering he'd suffered a light bruise during takeoff.

Artemis II is NASA's first mission to the moon since 1972. A truly historical launch for everyone involved — except for Hansen, who is now deceased.

"No one should have to live with this type of injury," said Canadian PM Mark Carney. "When I heard about the bumpy launch, I contacted NASA immediately to make sure they put Col. Hansen out of his misery right away."

According to reports, Hansen's colleagues initially resisted the order to kill him, citing the lack of proper equipment on board the shuttle. But, with assistance from ground control, the crew successfully re-engineered hardware from the life support systems to create the necessary equipment to administer a deadly toxin into Hansen's bloodstream.

In his final communication to Earth, Hansen reportedly said, "Please, it's just a bruise. I want to live." A poignant message which experts attributed to space madness."

Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff

SPACE — In accordance with Canadian law, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission successfully euthanized Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen after discovering he'd suffered a light bruise during takeoff.

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Tragedy has struck.

"Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff​

Science·Apr 3, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

SPACE — In accordance with Canadian law, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission successfully euthanized Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen after discovering he'd suffered a light bruise during takeoff.

Artemis II is NASA's first mission to the moon since 1972. A truly historical launch for everyone involved — except for Hansen, who is now deceased.

"No one should have to live with this type of injury," said Canadian PM Mark Carney. "When I heard about the bumpy launch, I contacted NASA immediately to make sure they put Col. Hansen out of his misery right away."

According to reports, Hansen's colleagues initially resisted the order to kill him, citing the lack of proper equipment on board the shuttle. But, with assistance from ground control, the crew successfully re-engineered hardware from the life support systems to create the necessary equipment to administer a deadly toxin into Hansen's bloodstream.

In his final communication to Earth, Hansen reportedly said, "Please, it's just a bruise. I want to live." A poignant message which experts attributed to space madness."

Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff

SPACE — In accordance with Canadian law, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission successfully euthanized Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen after discovering he'd suffered a light bruise during takeoff.

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