JimBowie1958
Old Fogey
- Sep 25, 2011
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This year I am making ten New Years Resolutions that I think I can actually keep.
1) I will lose weight. Weight is a number. I will reduce my weight by changing my weight by using kilograms instead of pounds. I have just gone from 260 pounds to a mere 118 Kilograms.
2) I will not run or walk in any Marathons.
3) I will not antagonize my wife by ignoring her requests
4) I will wear headphones 24/7 instead (ACDC top volume). I am keeping #3 if I cannot hear her.
5) I will complete my 8 tasks left over from last year this year by using Takl
6) I will stop arguing with idiots on the Internet
7) I will no longer regard anyone who disagrees with me as an idiot, but at worst a completely misguided moron.
8) I will not invite my kids over to visit and then push old chores off on them when they get here.
9) I will be more courteous to disadvantaged people who are cross gendered, Ethiopian eunuchs with facial tattoos and no teeth.
10) I will never make more than ten resolutions for New Years Resolutions.
1) I will lose weight. Weight is a number. I will reduce my weight by changing my weight by using kilograms instead of pounds. I have just gone from 260 pounds to a mere 118 Kilograms.
2) I will not run or walk in any Marathons.
3) I will not antagonize my wife by ignoring her requests
4) I will wear headphones 24/7 instead (ACDC top volume). I am keeping #3 if I cannot hear her.
5) I will complete my 8 tasks left over from last year this year by using Takl
6) I will stop arguing with idiots on the Internet
7) I will no longer regard anyone who disagrees with me as an idiot, but at worst a completely misguided moron.
8) I will not invite my kids over to visit and then push old chores off on them when they get here.
9) I will be more courteous to disadvantaged people who are cross gendered, Ethiopian eunuchs with facial tattoos and no teeth.
10) I will never make more than ten resolutions for New Years Resolutions.