My supervisor is a very pretty intelligent woman but she gave me the dumbest Christmas Gift of my Life

[fbj]

You are only bitching because the ticket didn’t win

Yes so that mean I have no gift mutherfucker

 

[luiza]

You're an ungrateful entitled petulant bastard.

It might be more helpful if you made your feelings less vague .

 

[Vastator]

Yes so that mean I have no gift mutherfucker

For a short while, you had both hope, and a chance. That's more than some folks have...

 

[hjmick]

You have a problem with women. She should have given you a pink slip.

Do you think he'd wear it?

 

[Arlette]

Do you think he'd wear it?

No. He's the guy who came here bitching about a coworker that wears Crooks. This guy is an emotional train wreck.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

She bought me a $20 raffle ticket for a drawing to see if I can become a millionaire lol She would have done better giving me a $20 Subway Giftcard so I can get dinner. What the **** kind of gift is that? LOL I had a feeling she was going to get me something but had no clue it would be that dumb shit.

Forgive me if this is a dumb question, but if you were even expecting a gift at all, what were you hoping for? Like, if you were given anything last year, what kind of gift was it then?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[fbj]

Forgive me if this is a dumb question, but if you were even expecting a gift at all, what were you hoping for? Like, if you were given anything last year, what kind of gift was it then?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

she wasnt my supervisor last year because I started the job in feb. I kind of expected her to buy me a gift since she brought me something back when she went on vacation. But I damm sure wasnt expecting no lottery ticket

 

[Seymour Flops]

If that were the case, wouldn't it make more sense just to fire his worthless behind and save the $20? Just saying.

If he wins the lottery and quits, she cannot be sued for wrongful termination.

Given his performance on this board, I have to think that fear of legal action must be the only reason an employer would hang onto fbj.

 

[Seymour Flops]

she wasnt my supervisor last year because I started the job in feb. I kind of expected her to buy me a gift since she brought me something back when she went on vacation. But I damm sure wasnt expecting no lottery ticket

What did she bring you back from her vacation?

 

[The Duke]

i thought about getting her a gift card to subway but money was too tight

You can't get your nice coworker a little something for Christmas, bro?
Were you a state baby?

 

[The Duke]

Yes so that mean I have no gift mutherfucker

Do you think he'd wear it?

Ohh.. lemme see if I can find this thing..

I guess not. I think it's at the end of "The Green Mile".

Michael Clarke Duncan does Donna Summer's "Last Dance" in a purple chiffon dress, I'm pretty sure. Cannot find any video on this, but I can't unsee it either.
Am I crazy?
Here's a good version of the original:

 

[braalian]

She bought me a $20 raffle ticket for a drawing to see if I can become a millionaire lol She would have done better giving me a $20 Subway Giftcard so I can get dinner. What the **** kind of gift is that? LOL I had a feeling she was going to get me something but had no clue it would be that dumb shit.

Aren’t you the same guy who whined because his waitress asked for your drink order “too soon”?

Stop whining. Girly men and children whine.

 

[rightwinger]

Gee FBJ

What did you get for her?

 

[fbj]

What did she bring you back from her vacation?

Key chain