My supervisor is a very pretty intelligent woman but she gave me the dumbest Christmas Gift of my Life

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She bought me a $20 raffle ticket for a drawing to see if I can become a millionaire lol She would have done better giving me a $20 Subway Giftcard so I can get dinner. What the **** kind of gift is that? LOL I had a feeling she was going to get me something but had no clue it would be that dumb shit.
 
She bought me a $20 raffle ticket for a drawing to see if I can become a millionaire lol She would have done better giving me a $20 Subway Giftcard so I can get dinner. What the **** kind of gift is that? LOL I had a feeling she was going to get me something but had no clue it would be that dumb shit.
should have handed her back the ticket and asked for a BJ.
 
She bought me a $20 raffle ticket for a drawing to see if I can become a millionaire lol She would have done better giving me a $20 Subway Giftcard so I can get dinner. What the **** kind of gift is that? LOL I had a feeling she was going to get me something but had no clue it would be that dumb shit.
You have a problem with women. She should have given you a pink slip.
 
She bought me a $20 raffle ticket for a drawing to see if I can become a millionaire lol She would have done better giving me a $20 Subway Giftcard so I can get dinner. What the **** kind of gift is that? LOL I had a feeling she was going to get me something but had no clue it would be that dumb shit.
What did you get her?
 
If Uncle Dogmaphobe were your supervisor, he would get you what you really want.





a white chick.
 
She bought me a $20 raffle ticket for a drawing to see if I can become a millionaire lol She would have done better giving me a $20 Subway Giftcard so I can get dinner. What the **** kind of gift is that? LOL I had a feeling she was going to get me something but had no clue it would be that dumb shit.
Some people have no sense of humor.
 
You have a problem with women. She should have given you a pink slip.
give me the 20 so I can decide what I wanna do with it
 
You got a Christmas present at work?

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DuPont gave us all a poisonous plant one year. A potted Poinsettia.

Everyone took them to the plant entrance and sat them around the company sign when they left for the day.

Honestly, it looked right nice. :laughing0301:

They even went down a rearranged them and left them there till New Years.
 
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i thought about getting her a gift card to subway but money was too tight
You should have gave her a can of beans and a gift certificate for a free foot massage and peach pie a la ass gas mode freak off.
 
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You should have gave her a can of beans and a gift certificate for a free foot massage and peach pie a la ass gas mode.
she defintiely is peach pie material
 
You are only bitching because the ticket didn’t win
 
She bought me a $20 raffle ticket for a drawing to see if I can become a millionaire lol She would have done better giving me a $20 Subway Giftcard so I can get dinner. What the **** kind of gift is that? LOL I had a feeling she was going to get me something but had no clue it would be that dumb shit.
You're an ungrateful entitled petulant bastard.
 
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