My mission with Jesus

[Ravi]

Jesus Lizards, that is...these nasty buggers started out as little pocket sized lizards but are now up to 18 inches long. Mean, hissing and biting...my mission is to destroy them all before the summer is out.

Anyone know how to get rid of them?

 

[PixieStix]

Jesus lizards?

That thing is creepy

 

[Ravi]

Oh, yeah...it (they) run across my pool. And harass my poor doggie.

 

[PixieStix]

Oh, yeah...it (they) run across my pool. And harass my poor doggie.

How are you going to get rid of them?

 

[WillowTree]

get a pet alligator. The clash of the titans.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Show them a picture of Nancy Pelosi. That will put them on the run!

 

[Intense]

Jesus Lizards, that is...these nasty buggers started out as little pocket sized lizards but are now up to 18 inches long. Mean, hissing and biting...my mission is to destroy them all before the summer is out.

Anyone know how to get rid of them?

Get bigger reptiles.

 

[Intense]

Snakehead Fish.

 

[Anguille]

Jesus Lizards, that is...these nasty buggers started out as little pocket sized lizards but are now up to 18 inches long. Mean, hissing and biting...my mission is to destroy them all before the summer is out.

Anyone know how to get rid of them?

I saw this post in another thread.

Ravi! That nasty bugger has dug a pool in my habitat!
Anyone know how to get rid of her?

 

[syrenn]

Jesus Lizards, that is...these nasty buggers started out as little pocket sized lizards but are now up to 18 inches long. Mean, hissing and biting...my mission is to destroy them all before the summer is out.

Anyone know how to get rid of them?

OMG ravi this is so funny. You will have to keep us up on the progress of your mission with jesus.

Have you called an exterminator?

 

[uscitizen]

A good cat?
If there is such a thing....

 

[del]

tactical nukes

 

[uscitizen]

tactical nukes

Yep, that would solve the lizard problem but might create a few more.

 

[Ravi]

A good cat?
If there is such a thing....

There are two cats that pretend to live in my yard. They are afraid of the lizards.

 

[JBeukema]

tactical nukes

Yep, that would solve the lizard problem but might create a few more.

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[Douger]

DL Van Halens running from the devil and blast the neighborhood with it...
OR.....Dress up a a Roman soldier and carry a hammer and some #40 spikes around while outside.

 

[JBeukema]

DL Van Halens running from the devil and blast the neighborhood with it...
OR.....Dress up a a Roman soldier and carry a hammer and some #40 spikes around while outside.

 

[Intense]

DL Van Halens running from the devil and blast the neighborhood with it...
OR.....Dress up a a Roman soldier and carry a hammer and some #40 spikes around while outside.

Jesus'es Daddy is bigger than Thor's Daddy.

 

[JBeukema]

DL Van Halens running from the devil and blast the neighborhood with it...
OR.....Dress up a a Roman soldier and carry a hammer and some #40 spikes around while outside.

Jesus'es Daddy is bigger than Thor's Daddy.

Jesus' momma was a whore- jesus was born out of wedlock.

And what kinda sicko manages to be his won father?

 

[peach174]

They were babies when they were pocket size, now they are 18". They will get to be 24" when fully grown.They will not hurt your dog. They eat insects. Leave them alone and your dog and them will work something out for each ones territory.