My Daughter Moved Out... FOR GOOD!

[ChemEngineer]

"You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, do not pay off my college tuition loan; please cancel my allowance; throw away all my clothes; and, take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and lock me out of your house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And, don't forget to write me out of your Will and leave my share to anyone you choose."

"Holy smokes", replied my friend, "She actually said that?”

I replied, "Well, she didn't actually put it quite like that. I'm paraphrasing a little. "What she actually said was: "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohamed. We're going to work together on Biden's 2024 re-election campaign."

 

[occupied]

I've heard about people disowning their kids for their beliefs/sexuality. These people deserve the worst kind of ass cancer.

 

[MarathonMike]

I've heard about people disowning their kids for their beliefs/sexuality. These people deserve the worst kind of ass cancer.

Calm down, this the satire forum.

 

[lg325]

A contractor I worked for was disowned by all of his relatives because he married a Jewish girl. He was destitute but she stuck by him while he slowly made a good living for her. I guess they would be upper-middle-class nice folks and his relative are the ones who lost the chance to know a really terrific lady. The satire of this I guess would be those two in a scene in their old age talking about the wonderful loving life they had together while next to it a panel with his family living in their miserable bigoty.

 

[yidnar]

I've heard about people disowning their kids for their beliefs/sexuality. These people deserve the worst kind of ass cancer.

are you to stupid to recognize a joke being told ?

 

[occupied]

are you to stupid to recognize a joke being told ?

What? You didn't think a horrible person getting karmic ass cancer is funny? I damned sure did.

 

[ChemEngineer]

You know what it is right?

Mohamed's supersized middle eastern cock got her hooked!

THAT is probably THE most inane remark ever posted on this message board. You've smoked too many bongs, way too many. You're fried.

 

[ChemEngineer]

are you to stupid to recognize a joke being told ?

Yes he is. That is why I put him on IGNORE long ago.
Don't waste your time on his kind.

 

[Roudy]

If you can't bring Mohammad to the ...

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

What? You didn't think a horrible person getting karmic ass cancer is funny? I damned sure did.

Lets just hope you get ass cancer, so we can all laugh at you!

 

[ChemEngineer]

Oh, but your racist joke, that's fine.

Pathetic effort from a Democrat pothead.
Let me show you racism:

The Racism of Democrats