Why **** is the Best Word in the English Language...
by Who the **** Knows
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "****".
It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****),
a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ****),
and adverb (Mary is ******* interested in John),
or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****).
It can also be used as an interjection (****! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also stupid).
As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word ****.
Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings........."How the **** are ya?"
2. Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation......."Oh, **** it!"
4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression........."**** you!"
6. Disgust................"**** me."
7. Confusion............." What the ****....?"
8. Displeasure............"******* shit man..."
9. Lost........................"Where the **** are we?"
10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"
11.Retaliation............."Up your ******* ass!"
12. Apathy................."Who really gives a ****?"
13. Suspicion............."Who the **** are you?"
14. Directions.............."**** off."
It can be maternal........"************!"
It can be used to tell time......."It's four ******* twenty!"
It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a ******* asshole."
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the **** was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima
"That's not a real ******* gun." -John Lennon
"Where the **** is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic
"Who the **** is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon
"Heads are gonna ******* roll." -Anne Boleyn
"Any ******* idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein
"It does so ******* look like her!" -Picasso
"You want what on the ******* ceiling?" -Michaelangelo
"**** a duck." -Walt Disney
"Houston, we have a big ******* problem." - The crew of Apollo 13