Murdoch to marry again at 93

[Tommy Tainant]

Congratulations, Rupert Murdoch! Let’s hope this love match lasts longer than TalkTV | Marina Hyde

This is the media mogul’s second proposal in 12 months. We mortals can only speculate about his mesmerising dating secrets, says the Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

At last some news to raise the gloom across planet earth. It seems that the Digger is a serial romantic likely to propose to any passing skank.

Of course this must encourage his fellow elderly citizens. Is 90 the new 50 ?

My only concern is that the happy day will not happen till June. Will the evil bastard make it that far ?

 

[iku]

Congratulations, Rupert Murdoch! Let’s hope this love match lasts longer than TalkTV | Marina Hyde

This is the media mogul’s second proposal in 12 months. We mortals can only speculate about his mesmerising dating secrets, says the Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

At last some news to raise the gloom across planet earth. It seems that the Digger is a serial romantic likely to propose to any passing skank.

Of course this must encourage his fellow elderly citizens. Is 90 the new 50 ?

My only concern is that the happy day will not happen till June. Will the evil bastard make it that far ?

are you disappointed he didn't pick you?

 

[odanny]

You think this old con man really gives two ***** he just burned away 3/4 of a billion on his lying network?

**** no, he has made ten times that from the sheep sitting at home listening.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

You think this old con man really gives two ***** he just burned away 3/4 of a billion on his lying network?

**** no, he has made ten times that from the sheep sitting at home listening.

Harsh words my friend. Murdoch has long been a byword for civil forbearaance and respect for hunanity. Let us show him the same level of understanding.

 

[MarcATL]

Congratulations, Rupert Murdoch! Let’s hope this love match lasts longer than TalkTV | Marina Hyde

This is the media mogul’s second proposal in 12 months. We mortals can only speculate about his mesmerising dating secrets, says the Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

At last some news to raise the gloom across planet earth. It seems that the Digger is a serial romantic likely to propose to any passing skank.

Of course this must encourage his fellow elderly citizens. Is 90 the new 50 ?

My only concern is that the happy day will not happen till June. Will the evil bastard make it that far ?

That gold-digger be like...

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Best to the newel wedes.

 

[Mr Natural]

How old is the new trophy wife?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

How old is the new trophy wife?

She is only 67. Blushing bride.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

How interesting that you are focusing on the sexuality of a ninety-year-old.

It's usually closer to nine.

 

[Andrew_Jackson_FTW]

How old is the new trophy wife?

67

Doesn’t seem like the story is what some people think it might be.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

How interesting that you are focusing on the sexuality of a ninety-year-old.

It's usually closer to nine.

When Charlotte Church was 15 the Sun ran a countdown towards her 16th birthday when it would be legal to **** her. The child found it traumatic. Murdoch thought it would sell his shitty paper.

 

[sparky]

When Charlotte Church was 15 the Sun ran a countdown towards her 16th birthday when it would be legal to **** her. The child found it traumatic. Murdoch thought it would sell his shitty paper.

so what does that tell you about murdoch Tommy?

~S~

 

[Blaster]

Rupert loves those Viagra pills.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

so what does that tell you about murdoch Tommy?

~S~

Everything I need to know.