Mummy Porn.

[Yousaidwhat]

You'd be surprised what turns women on.

I like watching a man assembling IKEA furniture.

Send photos and I'll give you a quote.

Video rights?

 

[Mindful]

You'd be surprised what turns women on.

I like watching a man assembling IKEA furniture.

Send photos and I'll give you a quote.

What kind of deal is that?

 

[Yousaidwhat]

You'd be surprised what turns women on.

I like watching a man assembling IKEA furniture.

Send photos and I'll give you a quote.

What kind of deal is that?

A one sided deal.

 

[Mindful]

You'd be surprised what turns women on.

I like watching a man assembling IKEA furniture.

Send photos and I'll give you a quote.

What kind of deal is that?

A one sided deal.

I should hope so.

 

[defcon4]

You see sweetheart, you just hung up the humming bird feeder out on the veranda for the early birds who are not after worms....

 

[Mindful]

You see sweetheart, you just hung up the humming bird feeder out on the veranda for the early birds who are not after worms....

Humming birds eat worms?

Another illusion dashed.

And I was planning on going to CA just to see them.

 

[defcon4]

You see sweetheart, you just hung up the humming bird feeder out on the veranda for the early birds who are not after worms....

Humming birds eat worms?

Another illusion dashed.

And I was planning on going to CA just to see them.

No they don't. You know the saying: "The early bird gets the worm", right? Hummingbird feeder does not have worms. Early birds who are not after worms...nevermind....

 

[Mindful]

You see sweetheart, you just hung up the humming bird feeder out on the veranda for the early birds who are not after worms....

Humming birds eat worms?

Another illusion dashed.

And I was planning on going to CA just to see them.

No they don't. You know the saying: "The early bird gets the worm", right? Hummingbird feeder does not have worms. Early birds who are not after worms...nevermind....

Prefer early birds to you know whats.

 

[Iceweasel]

You'd be surprised what turns women on.

I like watching a man assembling IKEA furniture.

Send photos and I'll give you a quote.

What kind of deal is that?

It's called commerce. Although trading isn't off the table.

 

[Mindful]

You'd be surprised what turns women on.

I like watching a man assembling IKEA furniture.

Send photos and I'll give you a quote.

What kind of deal is that?

It's called commerce. Although trading isn't off the table.

I'd expect additional tasks.

 

[Yousaidwhat]

You see sweetheart, you just hung up the humming bird feeder out on the veranda for the early birds who are not after worms....

Humming birds eat worms?

Another illusion dashed.

And I was planning on going to CA just to see them.

Humming birds prefer tiny insects and nectar.

They won't consume the mealworms commonly found in my backyard feeders.

Got nectar?

 

[Yousaidwhat]

You'd be surprised what turns women on.

I like watching a man assembling IKEA furniture.

Send photos and I'll give you a quote.

What kind of deal is that?

It's called commerce. Although trading isn't off the table.

Nice sales pitch!

You are persistent, lol.

 

[Iceweasel]

You'd be surprised what turns women on.

I like watching a man assembling IKEA furniture.

Send photos and I'll give you a quote.

What kind of deal is that?

It's called commerce. Although trading isn't off the table.

Nice sales pitch!

You are persistent, lol.

She's close to succumbing to closing the deal. I can feel it.

 

[Mindful]

You see sweetheart, you just hung up the humming bird feeder out on the veranda for the early birds who are not after worms....

Humming birds eat worms?

Another illusion dashed.

And I was planning on going to CA just to see them.

Humming birds prefer tiny insects and nectar.

They won't consume the mealworms commonly found in my backyard feeders.

Got nectar?

Only twice a year.

 

[pillars]

There needs to be more of this:

And less talk of dishwashers and dirty nappies.