A young man married a beautiful woman who had divorced 8 husbands. On their wedding night the bride told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "How can that be?" asked the puzzled groom.
"Well," she began, "Husband #1, was a Sales Rep. He kept telling me how good it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software. Was never really sure how it was suppose to function but would look into it & get back with me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services. Said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but wanted to design a new state-of-the-art method.
Number 5 was in Administration. Thought he knew how but wasn't sure it was his job.
The Psychiatrist just talked about it.
The Gynocologist just looked at it.
The Stamp Collector just......Boy, I miss him!
But now I've married you. I'm so excited."
"Good", said the husband, "but why?"
"You're with the Government," she replied. "This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED!"
"Well," she began, "Husband #1, was a Sales Rep. He kept telling me how good it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software. Was never really sure how it was suppose to function but would look into it & get back with me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services. Said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but wanted to design a new state-of-the-art method.
Number 5 was in Administration. Thought he knew how but wasn't sure it was his job.
The Psychiatrist just talked about it.
The Gynocologist just looked at it.
The Stamp Collector just......Boy, I miss him!
But now I've married you. I'm so excited."
"Good", said the husband, "but why?"
"You're with the Government," she replied. "This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED!"
