Move Over Trannies, Here’s the Next Mental Disorder

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If you happen to spot someone in a field on all fours, chewing grass, and exhibiting other cow-like behaviors such as mooing, they may be suffering from Boanthropy. Boanthropy is a rare psychological disorder that causes a human being to believe that they are a cow. Those inflicted with Boanthropy behave accordingly and attempt to live like cows.

Next up: laws requiring businesses to accommodate these nutters.

 
If you happen to spot someone in a field on all fours, chewing grass, and exhibiting other cow-like behaviors such as mooing, they may be suffering from Boanthropy. Boanthropy is a rare psychological disorder that causes a human being to believe that they are a cow. Those inflicted with Boanthropy behave accordingly and attempt to live like cows.

Next up: laws requiring businesses to accommodate these nutters.



I don't think that they would really be tolerant of this condition in Calcutta where they worship the Almighty Cow as "God". They would see this as a mockery of their religious faith.
 
Hey liberals! Lay off the cows. Sheeps are more cuddly. :laughing0301:

 
If you happen to spot someone in a field on all fours, chewing grass, and exhibiting other cow-like behaviors such as mooing, they may be suffering from Boanthropy. Boanthropy is a rare psychological disorder that causes a human being to believe that they are a cow. Those inflicted with Boanthropy behave accordingly and attempt to live like cows.

Next up: laws requiring businesses to accommodate these nutters.

If you refuse to milk them, you're violating their civil rights. Duh.
 
Because we all need milking from time to time.
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If you happen to spot someone in a field on all fours, chewing grass, and exhibiting other cow-like behaviors such as mooing, they may be suffering from Boanthropy. Boanthropy is a rare psychological disorder that causes a human being to believe that they are a cow. Those inflicted with Boanthropy behave accordingly and attempt to live like cows.

Next up: laws requiring businesses to accommodate these nutters.

is having cow eyes a sign of the disorder ?
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Quick, somebody alert the military that they need to do the transformation surgery for these poor unfortunate victimes of Xian hatred..
 
Quick, somebody alert the military that they need to do the transformation surgery for these poor unfortunate victimes of Xian hatred..
How do doctors perform all that medieval-ass navy surgery, slice it and stitch it in the V-hole, and yet they are not subject to Medieval punishments for their Medieval malpractice?
 
is having cow eyes a sign of the disorder ?
Certain chromosomal abnormalities affect facial features: Down's Syndrome, cri-du-chat, Turner's, Klinefelter's, etc.

Premature birth, possibly, but probably not.

Random various in natural appearance, probably.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, but I'm already looking for another explanation. Women party too hard, and get pregnant etc. and too many babies are born perfectly normal. Furthermore, critical stages of pregnancy are characterized by a subtle "morning sickness" which discourages excessive consumption of alcohol by pregnant women at risk anyways.
 
People who are fully vaccinated mysteriously develop bovine features and become cattle.

Then a Veterinarian shows up on the spot with shears to remove the bull's testicles.
You don't have to cut them off--use a rubber band like ranchers do and they will fall off all by themselves.
 
If you happen to spot someone in a field on all fours, chewing grass, and exhibiting other cow-like behaviors such as mooing, they may be suffering from Boanthropy. Boanthropy is a rare psychological disorder that causes a human being to believe that they are a cow. Those inflicted with Boanthropy behave accordingly and attempt to live like cows.

Next up: laws requiring businesses to accommodate these nutters.

Trump fluffer syndrome. We are already aware of it.
 
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