Most Peculiar List

[Big Black Dog]

I was born naked and couldn't talk for several years after birth. Does this count?

 

[Madeline]

I'm the most "politically INcorrect" person on the board. - #1

Dream on, Pale Rider. Not even in the top ten, IMO.

 

[Kat]

This thread is hysterical!

I am double jointed...jaw/hips/fingers/elbows..maybe all my joints. That get me on your list Lumpy?

 

[Lumpy 1]

I was born naked and couldn't talk for several years after birth. Does this count?

.. funny yes.. peculiar yes... but this time not quite peculiar enough.. sorry..

 

[Lumpy 1]

This thread is hysterical!

I am double jointed...jaw/hips/fingers/elbows..maybe all my joints. That get me on your list Lumpy?

Ah .. which list .. (There is an innuendo here)..

 

[masquerade]

I masquerade, can curl my lip up like Billy Idol does.

"Dancin' with myself ... uh uh uh uh ..... uh uh uh uh ...."

 

[editec]

I have NEVER played a game of basketball.

Don't know the rules, don't care to learn them.

One more thing..

I have never watched the Sound of Music.

 

[boedicca]

The second toe on my right foot is longer than my big toe.

O, the shame.......

Ah... me too .. that's peculiar?

Actually, it's not at all peculiar. It's more peculiar for the Big Toe to be the longest.

I can tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I masquerade, can curl my lip up like Billy Idol does.

"Dancin' with myself ... uh uh uh uh ..... uh uh uh uh ...."

Masquerade.. somehow, I feel, you're just scratching the surface here..

 

[Madeline]

I have NEVER played a game of basketball.

Don't know the rules, don't care to learn them.

One more thing..

I have never watched the Sound of Music.

Hater.

*Laughs*

 

[masquerade]

I masquerade, can curl my lip up like Billy Idol does.

"Dancin' with myself ... uh uh uh uh ..... uh uh uh uh ...."

Masquerade.. somehow, I feel, you're just scratching the surface here..

I'm just trying to be good is all.


Now I've got this bridge for sale ....

 

[Lumpy 1]

I masquerade, can curl my lip up like Billy Idol does.

"Dancin' with myself ... uh uh uh uh ..... uh uh uh uh ...."

Masquerade.. somehow, I feel, you're just scratching the surface here..

I'm just trying to be good is all.


Now I've got this bridge for sale ....

What's that saying,

"When I'm good I'm very good and when I'm bad.. I'm very, very good"

I think I have it wrong but.. sounds good..

 

[masquerade]

Masquerade.. somehow, I feel, you're just scratching the surface here..

I'm just trying to be good is all.


Now I've got this bridge for sale ....

What's that saying,

"When I'm good I'm very good and when I'm bad.. I'm very, very good"

I think I have it wrong but.. sounds good..

I could live with that. Being good when you say you're going to be good, is good, but I'd prefer to hear you say that when you're bad, you'll blow my mind! Or when you're bad, you'll rock my world! Yeah?

 

[Lumpy 1]

I'm just trying to be good is all.


Now I've got this bridge for sale ....

What's that saying,

"When I'm good I'm very good and when I'm bad.. I'm very, very good"

I think I have it wrong but.. sounds good..

I could live with that. Being good when you say you're going to be good, is good, but I'd prefer to hear you say that when you're bad, you'll blow my mind! Or when you're bad, you'll rock my world! Yeah?

Well ... how about , when you're bad, I walk funny for weeks but I'm smiling..

 

[Kat]

This thread is hysterical!

I am double jointed...jaw/hips/fingers/elbows..maybe all my joints. That get me on your list Lumpy?

Ah .. which list .. (There is an innuendo here)..

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

 

[Sherry]

This thread is hysterical!

I am double jointed...jaw/hips/fingers/elbows..maybe all my joints. That get me on your list Lumpy?

Ah .. which list .. (There is an innuendo here)..

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

He's thinking about how you'd be positioned during intercourse.

 

[Kat]

Ah .. which list .. (There is an innuendo here)..

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

He's thinking about how you'd be positioned during intercourse.

He is? Sheesh, I keep stepping in it today...

 

[Zoom-boing]

 

[Meister]

Masquerade.. somehow, I feel, you're just scratching the surface here..

I'm just trying to be good is all.


Now I've got this bridge for sale ....

What's that saying,

"When I'm good I'm very good and when I'm bad.. I'm very, very good"

I think I have it wrong but.. sounds good..

Thought this would help you out a little, Lumpy,

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. "
— Mae West

 

[Lumpy 1]

Ah .. which list .. (There is an innuendo here)..

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

He's thinking about how you'd be positioned during intercourse.

Sheez.. did you have to be so blunt...... sure.. it crossed my mind, (I'm a Guy) but there's so much more to it... heck .. where's the romance?