Connery
Rookie
- Oct 19, 2012
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- #61
After the "condo", I lived in a house that abutted a golf course. The golfers thought it was fun to come and pick my oranges and grapefruits. I did not. My Chihuahua, now totally disgusted from her experience in her former residence, "the condo", had zero tolerance for self important assholes that wanted to disrupt her life. She would bark and go crazy when they would take the fruits off the trees.
I asked them not to come on my property, however they considered themselves privileged and trespassed anyway.
Wouldn't you know that early one summer morning, grass wet from dew was glistening, there was a calm, a sense of serenity then......there was scream that could be heard for from the 1st hole to the 18th. Someone yelled "oh no, there is dog shit in the cup on the 15th hole."
My little doggie was once again falsely accused of this heinous act. Upon my refuting such a claim, my pooch went back to ways of enjoying the calm, every once in a while hearing the crack of a club on a ball, but there were no more trespassing golfers stealing fruit. A nice happy ending.
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