I'd prefer to live in the Tremendous City of Hermitage, PA, where the city padres put out this video to shill for the town.
Hermitage is a half hour away from the huge metropolis of Youngstown, the place of my nativity. Its also about 1/2 way between the Big City Heck Holes of Cleveland and Pittsburgh.
BTW, my grandfather was actually from Austria, according to official governmental records. The Polish settlement of Krakow was part of Austria when he left.
Hermitage, Pennsylvania is a community full of variety. Recreational facilities are abundant, the environment is protected and a high quality of life is available.