Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. One day when she was admiring her neighbour's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she asked him what his secret was.
"It's really quite simple," her neighbour explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."
Desperate for perfect tomatoes, she decided to take his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily. Two weeks passed and her neighbour stopped by to check her progress.
"So," he asked, "any luck with your tomatoes?"
"No," she replied excitedly. "But you should see the size of my carrots!"