Missouri's Newest Millionaire

[random3434]

Teeth to be replaced
He accepted his ceremonial check at the Missouri Lottery headquarters in Jefferson City wearing a tan and red plaid shirt, a red hat and a huge grin — minus two front teeth he says he lost because he didn't take care of them but can now afford to have replaced.

Store clerk wins $258.5 million Powerball - Wonderful World- msnbc.com

 

[Paulie]

The lottery gods seem to really enjoy ******* with us.

This will be one of the bigger wastes of 250 million dollars ever.

 

[Luissa]

The lottery gods seem to really enjoy ******* with us.

This will be one of the bigger wastes of 250 million dollars ever.

You are so mean, Poop King!

 

[random3434]

Maybe he'll do good with it, donate a lot of it, start some foundations to help mankind.

You never know!

 

[Luissa]

I wonder if he is single?

 

[Zander]

He'll be broke in 5 years.

 

[Paulie]

I actually do feel kind of bad about saying that.

I mean, meth isn't a COMPLETE waste of money

 

[Luissa]

Maybe he'll do good with it, donate a lot of it, start some foundations to help mankind.

You never know!

I know this is going to get me some heat........

but I bet Nascar will be getting a donation.

 

[Oddball]

He'll be broke in 5 years.

Perzactly.

 

[Paulie]

Maybe he'll do good with it, donate a lot of it, start some foundations to help mankind.

You never know!

I know this is going to get me some heat........

but I bet Nascar will be getting a donation.

What in tarnation!!

Get a brain, moran!

 

[random3434]

Maybe he'll do good with it, donate a lot of it, start some foundations to help mankind.

You never know!

I know this is going to get me some heat........

but I bet Nascar will be getting a donation.

It will also get you rep~





*When I can rep you again that is.

 

[Luissa]

Maybe he'll do good with it, donate a lot of it, start some foundations to help mankind.

You never know!

I know this is going to get me some heat........

but I bet Nascar will be getting a donation.

What in tarnation!!

Get a brain, moran!

I would rep you again, but I don't want to abuse the system.

 

[Ringel05]

Maybe he'll do good with it, donate a lot of it, start some foundations to help mankind.

You never know!

I know this is going to get me some heat........

but I bet Nascar will be getting a donation.

If this is the one I heard about on the radio earlier today he was going to pull an after Superbowl stunt.
He's taking his kids to Disney World.

 

[Paulie]

his kids

A female had sex with him!

Willow lives in Missouri?

 

[Mr Natural]

Good for him!

I hope he enjoys his new found wealth.

 

[Ringel05]

his kids

A female had sex with him!

Willow lives in Missouri?

Come on Paulie, not every one can be as cosmopolitan as 'youz guyz'.

 

[Paulie]

his kids

A female had sex with him!

Willow lives in Missouri?

Come on Paulie, not every one can be as cosmopolitan as 'youz guyz'.

Come to jersey and say that shit to my mutha fuckin FACE, mutha fucka!

JERSEY, *****!

WHAT!!!!!!

 

[Ringel05]

A female had sex with him!

Willow lives in Missouri?

Come on Paulie, not every one can be as cosmopolitan as 'youz guyz'.

Come to jersey and say that shit to my mutha fuckin FACE, mutha fucka!

JERSEY, *****!

WHAT!!!!!!

Great riposte!

 

[Paulie]

Come on Paulie, not every one can be as cosmopolitan as 'youz guyz'.

Come to jersey and say that shit to my mutha fuckin FACE, mutha fucka!

JERSEY, *****!

WHAT!!!!!!

Great riposte!

"yall" virginians don't be comin up to the jersey shore on vacation driving like a bunch of pussies either, cause we shoot people for less.

 

[random3434]

Do you think this winner will get laid more often now?