Cats are very maintenance free, clean, don't stink like dogs, are as much fun as dogs and yes they will play fetch. The biggest benefit is you don't have to take them for walks and carry their shit. Deniro's little speech about cats in "Meet the Parents" was pretty accurate and people who try to deride cat owners are usually pretty fucking stoopid.
Mal's pretty f-ing stupid, anyway. In fact, my cat's smarter, and she's f-ing 18 years old and going senile.
I think the "cat owner" remark was aimed at a comment I made, but ask me how much I give a shit.
Cat owners let their cats out at night to roam the damned neighborhood, get into my trash, dig and shit in my yard, and walk all over my car.
If I was to let my dog( even if it is *just* a chihuahua) do the same thing, people would be calling the pound.
And don't give me that, "it's part of a cat's nature to roam at night" bullshit, either.
It's part of a dog's nature to run in packs and kill cats. So we should let them?
Keep your cat in your house or in your yard, and stay the fuck out of mine.
Bloke gets his round in, they all sup up. Its the cats round
