Men, finally the answer to all your questions!!

[Sunni Man]

 

[White 6]

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I take it that is volume one of multiple volumes.

 

[bluzman61]

Yep, that's just the tip of the iceberg........

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[boedicca]

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The Greenies are going to have aneurysms! Think of the TREES!!!!!

 

[Sunni Man]

I take it that is volume one of multiple volumes.

Correct. There will be a 4 volume set.
This is just the Cliff notes version of volume 1

 

[eagle1462010]

I gave up long ago.

Using the yes dear tactic screws you all the time too..........lol

 

[Sunni Man]

One time I asked Alexa to explain what women want.
Six days later she was still talking.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

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The mens is the size of a magazine....lolol

 

[Circe]

Youse guys! ---------------

 

[petro]

 

[whitehall]

It might be Biden's budget.

 

[petro]

One time I asked Alexa to explain what women want.
Six days later she was still talking.

I asked Siri and she said " I am not a biologist or a psychologist".

 

[PoliticalChic]

One time I asked Alexa to explain what women want.
Six days later she was still talking.

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."

The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.

So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy."

The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"