- Sep 22, 2013
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Here's a vignette about 'modernism magic.'
Are you cynical about 'TrumpUSA'?
This 'tall-tale' was inspired by the traffic-conscience films Homegrown and Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation.
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Tom Cruise (the world's most popular celebrity) and Ajay Satan (an idealistic Internet-blogging 'vigilante' and Ivy League graduate) took on the evil regime of Eddie Nash, a corrupt LA nightclub owner who was linked to the spiritual demise of cherished American porn-star John Holmes. Nash kept by his side a gorgeous and diabolical woman aliased Harley Quinn who served as his drug-running stewardess and terrorism messenger, helping him establish links with various crime syndicates in Moscow and Hong Kong.
Cruise and Ajay called themselves Galvatron/Cyclonus (after the Transformers comics/cartoon A.I. franchise) and were devoted to democracy and citizenry vigilance against random acts of anti-pedestrian profiteerism in the complex modern age ruled by media, President Trump, and pirates. Joining Galvatron and Cyclonus were Kate Hudson (co-owner of the fitness-gear company Fabletics), Melania Trump (First Lady), a mysterious Swiss Miss female-employee named Mermaid, Bill Clinton (former American President), and Tom Hardy (movie-star). Cruise was the captain and named his team the Transformers.
The Transformers took on Nash/Harley in Amsterdam in the summer of 2017. The Transformers were using the lucky-charm race-horse Arklow (winner of the American Turf preliminary race of the fabled Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs) as their 'Trojan-horse' mascot and were convinced that Nash and Harley were like the evil scheming tandem Max Zorin and May Day from the heist-arena James Bond film A View to a Kill (starring Christopher Walken and Grace Jones). Nash/Harley (aka 'Zorin/MayDay') were using Amsterdam's subway system to traffic opium and wrestle power from the industry away from China while building a hashish operation to undermine the one in Afghanistan.
Galvatron and Cyclonus decided to travel to Amsterdam and deliver messages in the media about the intellectual value of hydroponics and K2 (to remove the 'factory allure' of the Nash/Harley operation there). Meanwhile, Mermaid began distributing free water-pistols to Dutch teenagers and urging them to defy the cultural dominion created by fascist drug cartels in Holland. President Trump caught wind of these 'pseudo-vigilante' activities and decided to make a commercial treaty with Dutch politicians to curry favor for his medical-marijuana initiatives in the USA. Nash/Harley were furious and retaliated by smearing Tom Cruise in the press (citing his Scientology bigotry and how it contributed to his divorce). The Super Media War had begun...
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Are you cynical about 'TrumpUSA'?
This 'tall-tale' was inspired by the traffic-conscience films Homegrown and Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation.
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Tom Cruise (the world's most popular celebrity) and Ajay Satan (an idealistic Internet-blogging 'vigilante' and Ivy League graduate) took on the evil regime of Eddie Nash, a corrupt LA nightclub owner who was linked to the spiritual demise of cherished American porn-star John Holmes. Nash kept by his side a gorgeous and diabolical woman aliased Harley Quinn who served as his drug-running stewardess and terrorism messenger, helping him establish links with various crime syndicates in Moscow and Hong Kong.
Cruise and Ajay called themselves Galvatron/Cyclonus (after the Transformers comics/cartoon A.I. franchise) and were devoted to democracy and citizenry vigilance against random acts of anti-pedestrian profiteerism in the complex modern age ruled by media, President Trump, and pirates. Joining Galvatron and Cyclonus were Kate Hudson (co-owner of the fitness-gear company Fabletics), Melania Trump (First Lady), a mysterious Swiss Miss female-employee named Mermaid, Bill Clinton (former American President), and Tom Hardy (movie-star). Cruise was the captain and named his team the Transformers.
The Transformers took on Nash/Harley in Amsterdam in the summer of 2017. The Transformers were using the lucky-charm race-horse Arklow (winner of the American Turf preliminary race of the fabled Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs) as their 'Trojan-horse' mascot and were convinced that Nash and Harley were like the evil scheming tandem Max Zorin and May Day from the heist-arena James Bond film A View to a Kill (starring Christopher Walken and Grace Jones). Nash/Harley (aka 'Zorin/MayDay') were using Amsterdam's subway system to traffic opium and wrestle power from the industry away from China while building a hashish operation to undermine the one in Afghanistan.
Galvatron and Cyclonus decided to travel to Amsterdam and deliver messages in the media about the intellectual value of hydroponics and K2 (to remove the 'factory allure' of the Nash/Harley operation there). Meanwhile, Mermaid began distributing free water-pistols to Dutch teenagers and urging them to defy the cultural dominion created by fascist drug cartels in Holland. President Trump caught wind of these 'pseudo-vigilante' activities and decided to make a commercial treaty with Dutch politicians to curry favor for his medical-marijuana initiatives in the USA. Nash/Harley were furious and retaliated by smearing Tom Cruise in the press (citing his Scientology bigotry and how it contributed to his divorce). The Super Media War had begun...
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