McDonald’s Now Offering 36-Month, 0% Interest Financing On All Value Meals

[Weatherman2020]

As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.

"We know how hard it can be to feed a family in a McDonald's drive-thru these days on a middle-class budget," said CEO Chris Kempczinski. "We hope our simple financing plan provides much-needed relief to people trying to afford our $200 value meals that we sell to pay the six-figure salaries of our employees in a time of runaway inflation."

Qualifying customers will be given the option to put money down or defer payments for up to six months after filling out a 12-page application. The company also confirmed that it will endeavor to make meals more affordable by cutting portion sizes. "When you think about it, who needs a whole burger?" said Kempczinski. "Our new budget half-burgers are only $100 for the budget-conscious customer!"

The company also said that they will soon be offering reverse mortgage plans.

At publishing time, Chick-fil-A had responded by promising to keep prices the same as they've been for 15 years, which customers agreed was still too expensive.

McDonald's Now Offering 36-Month, 0% Interest Financing On All Value Meals

U.S. — As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.

babylonbee.com

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

I avoid McDonalds.
$18 bucks for a burger fries and drink is outrageous.

 

[Moonglow]

I avoid McDonalds.
$18 bucks for a burger fries and drink is outrageous.

I paid nine bucks for my number two with Dr. Pepper.

 

[TNHarley]

The bee is awesome

 

[rightwinger]

I remember as a kid, my Mom would give my sister and I a dollar to eat at McDonalds

Burgers were 15 cents
Fries were 15 cents
Coke was 12 cents
A Shake was 20 cents

 

[TNHarley]

My dad told me when he was a kid, there was this country store a few miles from his house. He would grab 25 cents and hop on his minibike and go there. Get him a coke and a candy bar.
Now that is going to cost you 4-5 dollars.
This is because of the government.

 

[Votto]

I paid nine bucks for my number two with Dr. Pepper.

They charged for going to the bathroom?

I thought they only did that in Europe.

 

[Mac-7]

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As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.

"We know how hard it can be to feed a family in a McDonald's drive-thru these days on a middle-class budget," said CEO Chris Kempczinski. "We hope our simple financing plan provides much-needed relief to people trying to afford our $200 value meals that we sell to pay the six-figure salaries of our employees in a time of runaway inflation."

Qualifying customers will be given the option to put money down or defer payments for up to six months after filling out a 12-page application. The company also confirmed that it will endeavor to make meals more affordable by cutting portion sizes. "When you think about it, who needs a whole burger?" said Kempczinski. "Our new budget half-burgers are only $100 for the budget-conscious customer!"

The company also said that they will soon be offering reverse mortgage plans.

At publishing time, Chick-fil-A had responded by promising to keep prices the same as they've been for 15 years, which customers agreed was still too expensive.

McDonald's Now Offering 36-Month, 0% Interest Financing On All Value Meals

U.S. — As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.

babylonbee.com

Does that apply to california also where mcdonald wages are much higher than the national average?

 

[Votto]

Sadly, my financing fell through at the drive thru and they turned me away.

I was already behind on my payment for an egg McMuffin I ate a week ago.

Maybe I can go to Gaza and they will take me hostage and feed me great and treat me great like that hostage I saw on CNN the other day. Or they will rape me, beat me, behead me, and drag me through the streets. I reckon it is worth the risk.

It beats the open air prison known as the United States under Democrat rule.

 

[rightwinger]

My dad told me when he was a kid, there was this country store a few miles from his house. He would grab 25 cents and hop on his minibike and go there. Get him a coke and a candy bar.
Now that is going to cost you 4-5 dollars.
This is because of the government.

In the mid 60s, I used to get 25 cents a week allowance

I could buy a comic book 12 cents
Baseball cards 5 cents
a coke was 10 cents
Bazooka Bubble Gum was a penny
Candy was 5 or 10 cents

 

[TNHarley]

In the mid 60s, I used to get 25 cents a week allowance

I could buy a comic book 12 cents
Baseball cards 5 cents
a coke was 10 cents
Bazooka Bubble Gum was a penny
Candy was 5 or 10 cents

And now 25 cents cant even buy you a nickel.

 

[Rambunctious]

They put a key pad lock on the bathroom doors in my local McDonalds and they have a new rule that you must buy something to get the code... their reasoning is that in larger cities (blue cities) there is such a homeless problem they can't keep the homeless from messing up their bathrooms and taking a bath in the sinks... so in the quest for fairness they are doing this in every store even though we don't have much of a homeless problem here... they put a key pad on the doors...
So the other day I went in to buy an ice cream cone but had to pee first... they wouldn't give me the code until I paid for the ice cream... then when I came out they gave me my ice cream cone... what a mess you blue cities have made of America....

 

[jwoodie]

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As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.

"We know how hard it can be to feed a family in a McDonald's drive-thru these days on a middle-class budget," said CEO Chris Kempczinski. "We hope our simple financing plan provides much-needed relief to people trying to afford our $200 value meals that we sell to pay the six-figure salaries of our employees in a time of runaway inflation."

Qualifying customers will be given the option to put money down or defer payments for up to six months after filling out a 12-page application. The company also confirmed that it will endeavor to make meals more affordable by cutting portion sizes. "When you think about it, who needs a whole burger?" said Kempczinski. "Our new budget half-burgers are only $100 for the budget-conscious customer!"

The company also said that they will soon be offering reverse mortgage plans.

At publishing time, Chick-fil-A had responded by promising to keep prices the same as they've been for 15 years, which customers agreed was still too expensive.

McDonald's Now Offering 36-Month, 0% Interest Financing On All Value Meals

U.S. — As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.

babylonbee.com

This is a great example for Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Democrats.

 

[Weatherman2020]

In the mid 60s, I used to get 25 cents a week allowance

I could buy a comic book 12 cents
Baseball cards 5 cents
a coke was 10 cents
Bazooka Bubble Gum was a penny
Candy was 5 or 10 cents

Even more important is all middle class families could buy a home and mom stayed home.