aaronleland
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God created man and afterward said the man needed a helper. So He created woman from the man's rib.
Man , did that backfire.
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God created man and afterward said the man needed a helper. So He created woman from the man's rib.
What if I worship AOC's tits? Can I rest my hand on them before testifying?
From our culture? So....churches are going away? Religious holidays are going away? Your right to worship as you see fit is going away? Or is this just a mainstay of your culture....to play the persecuted?Destroy it? Taking away the MANDATORY requirement to say "so help me god" is destroying it? Wimpy god you got there. Wimpy faith too.Wow! Look at the commie cowards flock to a righteous statement of fact....."this can't be allowed...must DESTROY before it takes root....KILL IT....KILL THE MESSENGER!"![]()
No, just asshole progressives trying to remove all things God from our culture.
Idc if they use that or not.
It doesnt mean shit to agnostics, atheists or non abrahamic religious people though.
Kinda defeats the whole point, imo.
The point is if you believe God is tracking what we say and do, and I do, then if you invoke his name to tell the truth and then lie, your religious denomination or lack of one is irrelevant.....you lied to HIM.
"HIM" huh?
Where exactly is "he", this "HIM"? Hm? Bring "HIM" out here, let "HIM" speak for "HIMself".
And how exactly does that subject "lie to 'HIM'" when they're not even talking to "HIM" in the first place? Hm?
And while we're at it ---- where the fuck is the "HER" that makes "HIM" a "HIM"? Hm? Can't have a male without a female.
Now God is a "female", that's some "god" you believe in. Let me guess, Shiva?
Hey, the poster invoked a "HIM". "HIM" is a relative term, relative to a female. Ergo there must be a female somewhere.
Tellya what, while I appreciate the cheerleading, I already have him trapped so let HIM answer about "HIM". Hm?
"Him" isn't "relative at all in any discussion concerning the Christian God.
Right. Saying "so help me god" makes it super special hard for people to break their oaths or lie.
Then swear on her future grave......or future remains."Swear on my mother's grave" would be pretty universal, but what if someone's mother isn't dead yet?Idc if they use that or not.
It doesnt mean shit to agnostics, atheists or non abrahamic religious people though.
Kinda defeats the whole point, imo.
Will, believe what you like; I'm not trying to disrespect that. I am disrespecting the fact that you are giving any political aspirant the level of importance that Satan should conjure in our hearts and minds. Satan is a really big deal. AOC is just a young politician with an opinion.I want to see her head revolve 360 degrees and for her to barf green bile. And some boils. Gotta have boils.
I guess the left has gotten a promotion from Hitler to Satan. Equally meaningless and pitiful.
If you're truly an "old lady" and still need a hollywood (homosexual deviants) version of what good and evil is, you're playing with fire. Going for laugh on a chat board is one thing but if you're really this messed up, you better get to a pastor.
"Him" is ALWAYS relative. No "him" can exist without a "her" to make him a "him".
If there's no "her" then "him" has no function and amounts to an "it".
Flail around white-knighting for an OP who can't handle the question all you like but it stands untouched.
Destroy it? Taking away the MANDATORY requirement to say "so help me god" is destroying it? Wimpy god you got there. Wimpy faith too.Wow! Look at the commie cowards flock to a righteous statement of fact....."this can't be allowed...must DESTROY before it takes root....KILL IT....KILL THE MESSENGER!"![]()
No, just asshole progressives trying to remove all things God from our culture.
Will, believe what you like; I'm not trying to disrespect that. I am disrespecting the fact that you are giving any political aspirant the level of importance that Satan should conjure in our hearts and minds. Satan is a really big deal. AOC is just a young politician with an opinion.I want to see her head revolve 360 degrees and for her to barf green bile. And some boils. Gotta have boils.
I guess the left has gotten a promotion from Hitler to Satan. Equally meaningless and pitiful.
If you're truly an "old lady" and still need a hollywood (homosexual deviants) version of what good and evil is, you're playing with fire. Going for laugh on a chat board is one thing but if you're really this messed up, you better get to a pastor.
All this talk of "evil" lately and now calling political opponents Satan is not right, imo. It's kinda nutty and it's just a further turn of the screw, so to speak. Who wants us to be enemies because we are a Democrat or a Republican? Same language, same country, same President. Yet now half of us are Satan?
What is wrong with this picture?
Our communist democrats are no longer hiding their long-held beliefs or intentions. It seems Trump hasn't driven them mad at all; they've been mad since the Clinton (rapist/traitor) years. A House committee just tried to omit the "so help you God" part of an oath to tell the truth before them. Why? Because like Marx repeatedly said, a people who know of a Superior Being won't fall prey to their schemes to turn us into their slaves. The public outrage forced the committee to put the end of the oath back in, but they'll keep trying. Is Satan real? you bet he is. Does Evil appear and walk amongst us periodically with a new face and new lies? Of course...and here's the latest political manifestation:
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Who said anything about a man giving birth?Now God is a "female", that's some "god" you believe in. Let me guess, Shiva?
Hey, the poster invoked a "HIM". "HIM" is a relative term, relative to a female. Ergo there must be a female somewhere.
Tellya what, while I appreciate the cheerleading, I already have him trapped so let HIM answer about "HIM". Hm?
Unfortunately for you the Bible uses male pronouns when talking about God. No "her" is required at all.
Without a "her" there cannot be a "him". Period. In anything.
You do understand what male and female are for, do you not? Or am I presuming too much?
Once AGAIN I asked the OP who came up with the "HIM". Why won't you just let him handle it? Hm?
God created man and afterward said the man needed a helper. So He created woman from the man's rib. Need any more proof? Any more misleading semantics?
Of course She did.
Tell me, how many males have you ever seen give birth? And no, seahorses don't count.
The point is if you believe God is tracking what we say and do, and I do, then if you invoke his name to tell the truth and then lie, your religious denomination or lack of one is irrelevant.....you lied to HIM.
"HIM" huh?
Where exactly is "he", this "HIM"? Hm? Bring "HIM" out here, let "HIM" speak for "HIMself".
And how exactly does that subject "lie to 'HIM'" when they're not even talking to "HIM" in the first place? Hm?
And while we're at it ---- where the fuck is the "HER" that makes "HIM" a "HIM"? Hm? Can't have a male without a female.
Now God is a "female", that's some "god" you believe in. Let me guess, Shiva?
Hey, the poster invoked a "HIM". "HIM" is a relative term, relative to a female. Ergo there must be a female somewhere.
Tellya what, while I appreciate the cheerleading, I already have him trapped so let HIM answer about "HIM". Hm?
"Him" isn't "relative at all in any discussion concerning the Christian God.
"Him" is ALWAYS relative. No "him" can exist without a "her" to make him a "him".
If there's no "her" then "him" has no function and amounts to an "it".
Flail around white-knighting for an OP who can't handle the question all you like but it stands untouched.
"it occurs to me that most, if not lesbians, are atheists".......where did you get that piece of information. Because everyone lesbian I know isn't, including myself. And there many religions and sects out there that have totally different ideas of what a "hereafter" consists of.Right. Saying "so help me god" makes it super special hard for people to break their oaths or lie.
So maybe you can help me with this....you're an admitted lesbian and it occurs to me that most, if not all lesbians, are atheists. I have to think you refuse to believe in a Hereafter because you know what you got coming for how you lived your lives.....
Destroy it? Taking away the MANDATORY requirement to say "so help me god" is destroying it? Wimpy god you got there. Wimpy faith too.Wow! Look at the commie cowards flock to a righteous statement of fact....."this can't be allowed...must DESTROY before it takes root....KILL IT....KILL THE MESSENGER!"![]()
No, just asshole progressives trying to remove all things God from our culture.
Ummmmm.... a government oath isn't "culture". Circle gets the square.
Who said anything about a man giving birth?Hey, the poster invoked a "HIM". "HIM" is a relative term, relative to a female. Ergo there must be a female somewhere.
Tellya what, while I appreciate the cheerleading, I already have him trapped so let HIM answer about "HIM". Hm?
Unfortunately for you the Bible uses male pronouns when talking about God. No "her" is required at all.
Without a "her" there cannot be a "him". Period. In anything.
You do understand what male and female are for, do you not? Or am I presuming too much?
Once AGAIN I asked the OP who came up with the "HIM". Why won't you just let him handle it? Hm?
God created man and afterward said the man needed a helper. So He created woman from the man's rib. Need any more proof? Any more misleading semantics?
Of course She did.
Tell me, how many males have you ever seen give birth? And no, seahorses don't count.
or maybe when the bible was written they knew it was a he.Unfortunately for you the Bible uses male pronouns when talking about God. No "her" is required at all.
Then it should be changed to "they/them". People just weren't woke 2,000 years ago.
Time doesn't matter, Ethel.Riiiiiiight. All about 6,000 years ago, right?Now God is a "female", that's some "god" you believe in. Let me guess, Shiva?
Hey, the poster invoked a "HIM". "HIM" is a relative term, relative to a female. Ergo there must be a female somewhere.
Tellya what, while I appreciate the cheerleading, I already have him trapped so let HIM answer about "HIM". Hm?
Unfortunately for you the Bible uses male pronouns when talking about God. No "her" is required at all.
Without a "her" there cannot be a "him". Period. In anything.
You do understand what male and female are for, do you not? Or am I presuming too much?
Once AGAIN I asked the OP who came up with the "HIM". Why won't you just let him handle it? Hm?
God created man and afterward said the man needed a helper. So He created woman from the man's rib. Need any more proof? Any more misleading semantics?![]()
Will, believe what you like; I'm not trying to disrespect that. I am disrespecting the fact that you are giving any political aspirant the level of importance that Satan should conjure in our hearts and minds. Satan is a really big deal. AOC is just a young politician with an opinion.
All this talk of "evil" lately and now calling political opponents Satan is not right, imo. It's kinda nutty and it's just a further turn of the screw, so to speak. Who wants us to be enemies because we are a Democrat or a Republican? Same language, same country, same President. Yet now half of us are Satan?
What is wrong with this picture?