Marjorie Taylor Greene reports sightings of Jewish Space Lasers across the US!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene reported that there had been numerous sightings of Jewish space lasers across the United States yesterday.​

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Greene said that the “increased Jewish-space-laser activity” was a matter of deep concern, although she was not certain of the lasers’ purpose.​

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“You’ll have to ask the Rothschilds that,” she said. “But it can’t be anything good.”​

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Complaining that the use of the Hebraic lasers had gone unchecked, she blasted the Biden Administration for its inaction on what she called “the No. 1 threat to our national security.”​

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“I don’t expect Sleepy Joe to do anything about it,” she said. “I guess we’ll have to wait until August when Donald Trump’s President again.”​

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reports Sightings of Jewish Space Lasers Across U.S.

The congresswoman was not certain of the lasers’ purpose. “You’ll have to ask the Rothschilds that,” she said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[theHawk]

Poor attempt at satire.

You realize she said she didn’t believe in that conspiracy theory right? But of course Fake News lies and claimed she was pushing it, and morons like you bought into it.

 

[DrLove]

Poor attempt at satire.

You realize she said she didn’t believe in that conspiracy theory right? But of course Fake News lies and claimed she was pushing it, and morons like you bought into it.

She believes all the Q-Kook Krap.
Then of course she denied believing it. But we have her on record. Deal with it!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Blamed Wildfires on Secret Jewish Space Laser

She is even nuttier than previously believed.

nymag.com

 

[theHawk]

Poor attempt at satire.

You realize she said she didn’t believe in that conspiracy theory right? But of course Fake News lies and claimed she was pushing it, and morons like you bought into it.

She believes all the Q-Kook Krap.
Then of course she denied believing it. But we have her on record. Deal with it!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Blamed Wildfires on Secret Jewish Space Laser

She is even nuttier than previously believed.

nymag.com

Except she didn’t. Try reading her original post.