Mao's Hygiene

[rtwngAvngr]

I saw a film the other day on the independant film channel. It contained home movies of chairman mao of china plus voice overs reading quotes from him and other members of his government.

When mao was diagnosed with venereal disease and his doctor told him to start bathing (Mao never bathed),Mao refused saying "My genitals are washed in the bodies of my women." He had a steady stream of young pretty, sexually inexperienced, chinese peasant girls brought in to satisfy his needs. He was truly a sick freak.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Doesn't anyone have anything to say about Mao's filthy nuts?

 

[Said1]

Doesn't anyone have anything to say about Mao's filthy nuts?

Uhh, yuk? Imagine the flies. Reminds me of Howard Hughes (sp).

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Uhh, yuk? Imagine the flies. Reminds me of Howard Hughes (sp).

"Excuse me Chairman, is that Egg Drop soup? What the hell is that?"

 

[Said1]

"Excuse me Chairman, is that Egg Drop soup? What the hell is that?"

Sick, sick, sick. Are you suggesting Mao suffered from a festering yeast infection? Would explain a lot though. It must really suck when you never feel "fresh".

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Sick, sick, sick. Are you suggesting Mao suffered from a festering yeast infection? Would explain a lot though. It must really suck when you never feel "fresh".

I'm just conjuring up sick images. eww. I'm disgusting myself.

"something smells like Mao in here."

 

[Said1]

I'm just conjuring up sick images. eww. I'm disgusting myself.

"something smells like Mao in here."

Fresh water Mao?

 

[Said1]

Crabs al la Mao.

 

[Zhukov]

He had a steady stream of young pretty, sexually inexperienced, chinese peasant girls brought in to satisfy his needs.

He was truly a sick freak.

I'm not sure I follow you.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

I'm not sure I follow you.

LOL. I was wondering when some sick freak was going to make a comment like this!

 

[KarlMarx]

I saw a film the other day on the independant film channel. It contained home movies of chairman mao of china plus voice overs reading quotes from him and other members of his government.

When mao was diagnosed with venereal disease and his doctor told him to start bathing (Mao never bathed),Mao refused saying "My genitals are washed in the bodies of my women." He had a steady stream of young pretty, sexually inexperienced, chinese peasant girls brought in to satisfy his needs. He was truly a sick freak.

Seems like Mao and Bill Clinton had more than just political ideology in common!

 

[Said1]

Seems like Mao and Bill Clinton had more than just political ideology in common!

Clinton probably showered, and had regular shots of penicillin.

 

[Joz]

Mao refused saying "My genitals are washed in the bodies of my women."

Oh , and

 

[clumzgirl]

Wouldn't things get, er, crusty after awhile?
I'd hate to be the peasant girl who had to go down on him!
Hope she had a nonexistent gag-reflex!