Man vs Chimp !!! In a fight

[Quasar44]

Chimp is far stronger but man is much bigger !

Chimp uses dirty tactics like biting , eye gouge and groin attacks

If man can stay on his feet he has the advantage. The chimp can’t touch your face

Man can kick and strike from huge height
It’s a draw

 

[deannalw]

Are you currently existing in some alternate universe?

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

 

[EvilCat Breath]

The first thing chimps go for are fingers. They will bite all an opponent's fingers off.

 

[deannalw]

You will not win nor draw in a fight with a chimp. They will eat your face and rip your arm off to beat you to death with.

 

[Quasar44]

deannalw
I think a big mma fighter or kick boxer could

 

[deannalw]

deannalw
I think a big mma fighter or kick boxer could

Yeah- maybe if he has a gun.

 

[Yarddog]

Chimp is far stronger but man is much bigger !

Chimp uses dirty tactics like biting , eye gouge and groin attacks

If man can stay on his feet he has the advantage. The chimp can’t touch your face

Man can kick and strike from huge height
It’s a draw

"If man can stay on his feet he has the advantage."

You cant stay on your feet when the Chimp bites them off. Thats the catch. You would never survive a relentless attack from one of those things, you'd need body armor and a weapon of some sort.

 

[Quasar44]

Yarddog
It can’t be a gun
How about a machete ??

 

[Yarddog]

deannalw
I think a big mma fighter or kick boxer could

They have bigger teeth than we do, and more powerful jaws. Once they get their teeth into anyones arm or leg its over.

 

[Yarddog]

Yarddog
It can’t be a gun
How about a machete ??

Maybe, if you were skilled with it. Id go with a samuri sword perhaps. A lot sharper

 

[Quasar44]

Yarddog
I always hated chimps
They can’t beat up a big dog ??

 

[Quasar44]

Yarddog
Plus they can go 100 percent bat shitt crazy

 

[Harry Dresden]

deannalw
I think a big mma fighter or kick boxer could

a chimp is like 4x stronger than a man....a full grown male would rip the human apart...