Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of All Her Excuses Not To Have Sex

[BullKurtz]

Bull is probably one of those guys who collects dirty panties.

:gag:

Why, you missing some?

 

[daws101]

Stinky cooz is better than no cooz.

Pics, or I disagree.

Bull is probably one of those guys who collects dirty panties.

:gag:

his own !

 

[GreenBean]

And all they got was their hands dirty and maybe a wink. Guys have to learn to set boundries and women will respect a man more for saying no than to be some grease monkey who charges glances.

I don't think they expected to get more than a smile, a friendly conversation, and a thank-you.

Awww you're so cute.

Hoped, yes. Expected? Doubtful. Men make strip club owners wealthy. I think they're clued into the fact that being nice to a pretty girl ain't gonna get them laid, and they apparently don't have a problem with that, or the notion of paying for the privilege of just being around her. I didn't set the rules, and I'm not forcing anyone to play by them. Don't ***** at me if they happen to work in my favor.

What ? You never heard of the Chippendales ?

 

[shart_attack]

Bump.

For the fun of it all, given the thread's OP.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of All Her Excuses Not To Have Sex

Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my 'excuses,' using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 'attempts' on his part.

She needs to be a better *****. Period.

Only 3 'yes' in 30 days?

"God I hate that *****."

"Probably shouldn't have married her then huh?"

- "The Abyss"

 

[daws101]

"so Phil how's your wife?"
"mean as a snake!"-48 hours