Cue hilarity.
It’s fair to say that not everybody is too pleased with Donald Trump’s visit to the UK this week. Before he even touches down at Stansted Airport, the President of the US will witness his first protest – a massive penis with his name near the tip. The picture and the words ‘Oi Trump’ were cut into the grass by Born Eco who want him to give them a wave when he arrives.
So you're saying if the queen came to visit you'd be pleased as punch to see a profane drawing of a woman's genitalia mowed into a lawn to greet her.
Cool Tommy.
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