Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

[dilloduck]

What sick puppy took a video of the guy in action w/ his picnic table?

damn furniture porn paparazzi

You'd better check twice before making that date with the lawn chair.

her webbing is starting to sag a bit anyway

 

[nia588]

thats just gross. what is wrong with people nowadays.

 

[DamnYankee]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

Click on link to see the face of this sexual deviant.

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table | Firstcoastnews.com | Strange and Unusual

Which USMB members do you think has also been accused of a similar crime?

Do you think the definition of marriage should include man and patio table?

This was revenge sex. I did a google search and found out that his girlfriend was cheating on him with a Louisville Slugger.

Sure beats a pencil....

 

[DamnYankee]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

Click on link to see the face of this sexual deviant.

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table | Firstcoastnews.com | Strange and Unusual

Which USMB members do you think has also been accused of a similar crime?

Do you think the definition of marriage should include man and patio table?

What sick puppy took a video of the guy in action w/ his picnic table?

Someone who wanted to be equally famous as a voyeur!

 

[Annie]

Now that's some wood!

Exactly what kind of condom would be appropriate for this event? And I wonder if his medical plan covers splinters.

LOL! Metal table. Sounds more like self-pleasure. He didn't claim to 'love', or even 'like' his table.

Perhaps he raped the table?

 

[Agnapostate]

Isn't this an old story? Maybe I'm remembering that man and his bicycle.

 

[editec]

He had sex with a picnic table?

What was it wearing?

 

[Agnapostate]

An excessively scanty cover, I take it.

 

[YWN666]

He had sex with a picnic table?

What was it wearing?

The creep never called the table back for a second date.

 

[DamnYankee]

He had sex with a picnic table?

What was it wearing?

The creep never called the table back for a second date.

And after all that "respect" bullshit...

 

[dilloduck]

thats just gross. what is wrong with people nowadays.

get over it Nia-----people are too fucked up about sex nowdays--thats whats the matter

 

[Sarah G]

God, those people in Bellevue are crazier than even I had imagined..

This story has been around awhile here in Ohio, a few months maybe.

The weirdo.

 

[dilloduck]

God, those people in Bellevue are crazier than even I had imagined..

This story has been around awhile here in Ohio, a few months maybe.

The weirdo.

people like to pretend they are normal so they laugh and imagine,.

 

[DamnYankee]

thats just gross. what is wrong with people nowadays.

get over it Nia-----people are too fucked up about sex nowdays--thats whats the matter

I suppose it would also be "gross" if he was "caught" having sex ON the table with his wife or girlfriend.... or boyfriend for that matter. Just no imagination at all....

 

[RetiredGySgt]

Now that's some wood!

Exactly what kind of condom would be appropriate for this event? And I wonder if his medical plan covers splinters.

Don't think you can get splinters from a METAL table.

 

[YWN666]

Now that's some wood!

Exactly what kind of condom would be appropriate for this event?

I'd guess either Dixie or Chinette.

 

[JW Frogen]

I once has sex with a crucifix.

I was an alterboy and did not want to go near a priest.

The lessor of two evils.

 

[Zoom-boing]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

That is so Nip/Tuck.

 

[Phoenix]

thats just gross. what is wrong with people nowadays.

The same things that have always been wrong with people.

 

[PoliticalChic]

He didn't even have the decency of doing the dirty in the privacy of his own home. Wasn't he afraid that his interlude might be interrupted?