Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

[DamnYankee]

see many public confessions here ?

Perhaps women are taught not to talk about it in public, just as men are.


And just wait until Bones hits this thread ...

Oh the hell with that. Women are taught to be "polite", but I don't see too many here feigning indignation when the men jaw about how much they like sex. In fact, there's a whole of lot of playing with them when the subject comes up. So what's "polite" about that? What makes you/them draw a line in the sand then about things you'll discuss in public?

Geez... What's so hard about admitting that, when reading a real hot romance novel, or watching a hot scene in a movie, all alone in your room, or even with your lover, your hand is roaming all over your body, and then zeros in on the target -- rubbing yourself until you are having spasms? Are you hot yet?

 

[Phoenix]

sex with a picnic table now that is a pretty good fetish but you should move the table inside....put flowers on it.....be a wee bit more senstive and not just ravish it in the yard in public

Hmmm, etiquette on how to ravish a picnic table???

LOL!

where else could you get that?

 

[DamnYankee]

sex with a picnic table now that is a pretty good fetish but you should move the table inside....put flowers on it.....be a wee bit more senstive and not just ravish it in the yard in public

Hmmm, etiquette on how to ravish a picnic table???

LOL!

where else could you get that?

That was one helluva pregnant pause....

 

[Big Black Dog]

Interesting thought... Was both the man and the table gay? Was this gay sex? Seems like such a queer story to me.

 

[DamnYankee]

Interesting thought... Was both the man and the table gay? Was this gay sex? Seems like such a queer story to me.

You just have no imagination at all.... Or.... You didn't get to the picture....

 

[dilloduck]

Interesting thought... Was both the man and the table gay? Was this gay sex? Seems like such a queer story to me.

You just have no imagination at all.... Or.... You didn't get to the picture....

I always make sure there is no one with a camera around

 

[DamnYankee]

Interesting thought... Was both the man and the table gay? Was this gay sex? Seems like such a queer story to me.

You just have no imagination at all.... Or.... You didn't get to the picture....

I always make sure there is no one with a camera around

I meant the picture of the TABLE!

 

[dilloduck]

You just have no imagination at all.... Or.... You didn't get to the picture....

I always make sure there is no one with a camera around

I meant the picture of the TABLE!

 

[jgbkab]

UPDATE: Charges have been dropped against 40-year-old Art Price, Jr., but he's not yet in the clear, police say.

Price was facing public indecency charges. The case has been turned over to the Huron County prosecutor. That office will conduct a full investigation and present the case before a grand jury.

Specific charges will depend on whether the school was in session at the time.

Table was made in 1990. It was legal.

 

[DamnYankee]

we interrupt this sexual fantasy-fest to bring you this late breaking

update: Charges have been dropped against 40-year-old art price, jr., but he's not yet in the clear, police say.

Price was facing public indecency charges. The case has been turned over to the huron county prosecutor. That office will conduct a full investigation and present the case before a grand jury.

Specific charges will depend on whether the school was in session at the time.

table was made in 1990. It was legal.

 

[jgbkab]

we interrupt this sexual fantasy-fest to bring you this late breaking

update: Charges have been dropped against 40-year-old art price, jr., but he's not yet in the clear, police say.

Price was facing public indecency charges. The case has been turned over to the huron county prosecutor. That office will conduct a full investigation and present the case before a grand jury.

Specific charges will depend on whether the school was in session at the time.

table was made in 1990. It was legal.

 

[YWN666]

UPDATE: Charges have been dropped against 40-year-old Art Price, Jr., but he's not yet in the clear, police say.

Price was facing public indecency charges. The case has been turned over to the Huron County prosecutor. That office will conduct a full investigation and present the case before a grand jury.

Specific charges will depend on whether the school was in session at the time.

Table was made in 1990. It was legal.

The table is now in therapy and has a restraining order against the offender.

 

[DamnYankee]

UPDATE: Charges have been dropped against 40-year-old Art Price, Jr., but he's not yet in the clear, police say.

Price was facing public indecency charges. The case has been turned over to the Huron County prosecutor. That office will conduct a full investigation and present the case before a grand jury.

Specific charges will depend on whether the school was in session at the time.

Table was made in 1990. It was legal.

The table is now in therapy and has a restraining order against the offender.

Wow.... Just under the statute of limitations for table rape, huh?

 

[BaltimoreBob]

That picnic table was tight - I bet.

Baltimore Bob