Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

[dilloduck]

Oh I'd fuck a cute table in a heartbeat.

Which end?

the side that these people who don't understand the joys of table fucking couldn't see

 

[KittenKoder]

Well you enjoy othe rpeople's sexual misery LMAO

Hey ... if I can't enjoy it no one should!

I'm just twisted is all.

ya--I figured that out. pure evil----I don't hope your puter crashes do I ?

Meh ... I've crashed plenty of comps., never stopped me from enjoyin em!

 

[dilloduck]

Hey ... if I can't enjoy it no one should!

I'm just twisted is all.

ya--I figured that out. pure evil----I don't hope your puter crashes do I ?

Meh ... I've crashed plenty of comps., never stopped me from enjoyin em!

ok---I hope a magnetic pulse blows the shit out of your room

 

[KittenKoder]

ya--I figured that out. pure evil----I don't hope your puter crashes do I ?

Meh ... I've crashed plenty of comps., never stopped me from enjoyin em!

ok---I hope a magnetic pulse blows the shit out of your room

Hmm ... speaking of which ... I almost got the design for my household one to reach past a city block.

 

[dilloduck]

Meh ... I've crashed plenty of comps., never stopped me from enjoyin em!

ok---I hope a magnetic pulse blows the shit out of your room

Hmm ... speaking of which ... I almost got the design for my household one to reach past a city block.

well fire that mother off

 

[jgbkab]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

Click on link to see the face of this sexual deviant.

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table | Firstcoastnews.com | Strange and Unusual

Which USMB members do you think has also been accused of a similar crime?

Do you think the definition of marriage should include man and patio table?

This was revenge sex. I did a google search and found out that his girlfriend was cheating on him with a Louisville Slugger.

 

[del]

Oh I'd fuck a cute table in a heartbeat.

we know

 

[dilloduck]

Oh I'd fuck a cute table in a heartbeat.

we know

which one blabbed ? the plastic lawn furniture I bet

 

[dilloduck]

or the redwood one---she has such cheap slats !

 

[del]

i'm sworn to secrecy

 

[random3434]

He was just happy it was on all fours!

 

[dilloduck]

He was just happy it was on all fours!

no fair---you know me too well

 

[Big Black Dog]

A couple of questions come to mind:
(1) What's the age of consent for a picnic table?
(2) If picnic tables get pregnant, do they produce TV tables that later grow into picnic tables?
(3) How would you feel about sitting down to eat a hot dog on a picnic table that just got screwed?
(4) Cold beer and cigarette afterwards?
(5) What constitutes a really great lay when it comes to picnic tables?
(6) Ants?

 

[dilloduck]

A couple of questions come to mind:
(1) What's the age of consent for a picnic table?
(2) If picnic tables get pregnant, do they produce TV tables that later grow into picnic tables?
(3) How would you feel about sitting down to eat a hot dog on a picnic table that just got screwed?
(4) Cold beer and cigarette afterwards?
(5) What constitutes a really great lay when it comes to picnic tables?
(6) Ants?

ugh---that entails far too much thinking in a moment of furniture passion

 

[dilloduck]

He was just happy it was on all fours!

well you started it when you put that table cloth on your back !

 

[RodISHI]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

Click on link to see the face of this sexual deviant.

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table | Firstcoastnews.com | Strange and Unusual

Which USMB members do you think has also been accused of a similar crime?

Do you think the definition of marriage should include man and patio table?

What sick puppy took a video of the guy in action w/ his picnic table?

 

[Kalam]

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

Somebody filled up three DVDs with footage of a man having sex with his picnic table...?

 

[dilloduck]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

Click on link to see the face of this sexual deviant.

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table | Firstcoastnews.com | Strange and Unusual

Which USMB members do you think has also been accused of a similar crime?

Do you think the definition of marriage should include man and patio table?

What sick puppy took a video of the guy in action w/ his picnic table?

damn furniture porn paparazzi

 

[dilloduck]

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

Somebody filled up three DVDs with footage of a man having sex with his picnic table...?

He'll sell it to all the people who are "above" all this nonsense

 

[RodISHI]

Click on link to see the face of this sexual deviant.

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table | Firstcoastnews.com | Strange and Unusual

Which USMB members do you think has also been accused of a similar crime?

Do you think the definition of marriage should include man and patio table?

What sick puppy took a video of the guy in action w/ his picnic table?

damn furniture porn paparazzi

You'd better check twice before making that date with the lawn chair.