The big dogs at Wal-Mart must sit around their corporate board room and say, "Why the fuck doesn't this shit ever happen at Target??"
Actually, there was a naked guy running around the local Target last month.
I suspect controlled substances were involved!
Why "controlled" substances ? Because he only got naked, but did nothing further ?
When people use out of control substances, they tend to not only get naked, but do a lot of other odd things.
Okay, never mind, my attempt at humor didn't go so well.