Man, 24, goes to hospital with ‘WW1 bomb stuck in rectum’

[DigitalDrifter]

And the 'Darwin Award' goes to.................................................

Doctors in France had an unusual shift this weekend after a man came to the hospital with a historic artefact shoved up his anus.

A 24-year-old man came to the hospital in Toulouse, complaining about pain but offering no details.

After entering surgery, it was discovered that he had pushed a 16x4cm World War One shell dating back to 1918 in his butt.

Doctors called the bomb squad, and the hospital was soon flooded with law enforcement and firefighters.

Man turns up at hospital with a WWI bomb stuck up his backside

Doctors removed a 16cm World War I shell from the man's anus.

metro.co.uk

 

[BackAgain]

If the patient denied knowing “how did that get there?” then he’s lying.

 

[shockedcanadian]

And the 'Darwin Award' goes to.................................................

Man turns up at hospital with a WWI bomb stuck up his backside

Doctors removed a 16cm World War I shell from the man's anus.

metro.co.uk

"It isnt what it looks like."

 

[sparky]

It was believed to have been inserted into his anus by friends as a drunken prank during a raucous party in Surat, Gujarat, a dry state of India.


I'm sure he was a big hit at parties....... ~S~

 

[jackflash]

And the 'Darwin Award' goes to.................................................

Man turns up at hospital with a WWI bomb stuck up his backside

Doctors removed a 16cm World War I shell from the man's anus.

metro.co.uk

That's a potential GAS BOMB!

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Was his name Torro?

 

[DigitalDrifter]

It was believed to have been inserted into his anus by friends as a drunken prank during a raucous party in Surat, Gujarat, a dry state of India.


I'm sure he was a big hit at parties....... ~S~

 

[SaxonJackson]

And the 'Darwin Award' goes to.................................................

Man turns up at hospital with a WWI bomb stuck up his backside

Doctors removed a 16cm World War I shell from the man's anus.

metro.co.uk

Maybe they can put him in a cell with Don Lemon. A match made in heaven.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

"I gotta a bomb in my butt!"

 

[ThisIsMe]

And the 'Darwin Award' goes to.................................................

Man turns up at hospital with a WWI bomb stuck up his backside

Doctors removed a 16cm World War I shell from the man's anus.

metro.co.uk

Good grief!

looking to have his mind blown I guess.

 

[ThisIsMe]

You know he’s had that sitting on his shelf for decades, thinking “one day I’m gonna stick that up my ass”

 

[BackAgain]

Was his name Torro?

 

[ThisIsMe]

Wait!!! How the hell did he drive himself to the hospital!?

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

And the 'Darwin Award' goes to.................................................

Man turns up at hospital with a WWI bomb stuck up his backside

Doctors removed a 16cm World War I shell from the man's anus.

metro.co.uk

From the link:

The man, however, is still recovering from surgery and could face charges for violating France’s weapons legislation.

Monsieur, in France ,the asshole cannot be loaded!

 

[yidnar]

Wait!!! How the hell did he drive himself to the hospital!?

leftists have large assholes that are nearly impervious to pain ..

 

[EvilCat Breath]

leftists have large assholes that are nearly impervious to pain ..

Have you ever seen Robert Mapplethorpe's photographs? Some of those assholes look like a Mini Cooper garage

 

[sparky]

Monsieur, in France ,the asshole cannot be loaded!

b-b-b-but..... he had to have been 'loaded'.....~S~

 

[Invisibleflash]

And the 'Darwin Award' goes to.................................................

Man turns up at hospital with a WWI bomb stuck up his backside

Doctors removed a 16cm World War I shell from the man's anus.

metro.co.uk

 

[scruffy]

Wait!!! How the hell did he drive himself to the hospital!?

The party was in India but the hospital's in France?

Wait...

 

[westwall]

And the 'Darwin Award' goes to.................................................

Man turns up at hospital with a WWI bomb stuck up his backside

Doctors removed a 16cm World War I shell from the man's anus.

metro.co.uk

Hey! It the wanker!