French doctors remove bomb from man's butt

[The Duke]

Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough.

You strike me as being pretty "brave".

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Well! Mama's talent for singing and music didn't quite make it to her, huh?

You don't think so?

Actually, thats my favorite song off that pop album she made. The music video sucks though.

I think she has a nice voice. But her showtunes voice didn't carry over to her pop music.
Maybe thats what the difference is.

 

[The Duke]

You don't think so?

Actually, thats my favorite song off that pop album she made. The music video sucks though.

I think she has a nice voice. But her showtunes voice didn't carry over to her pop music.
Maybe thats what the difference is.

Not from that song for sure. Her name came up today for whatever reason.

I say she didn't inherent or learn anywhere near the talent her mama had.

If I ever see her modulate 1/2 tone within a song and stick to it for a bar or 3 I might change my mind. Doubt that will ever happen.

Not that that's something I like to see or hear, it's just..it shows skill, skill her mama had.

Judy Garland could sing anything, and Hollywood abused that to the max. They literally killed the goose that laid the Golden Egg.

That's how her name came up today, because they abused Elvis and Judy Garland the same way. That's what we were talking about this afternoon.

"The Colonel" screwed Elvis and Judy Garland was owned by the networks and record producers.

Great talent ruined by greedy people with no talent.

 

[occupied]

You strike me as being pretty "brave".

The bravest, I don't stick stuff up my ass though. It's just something I heard on Bob and Tom.

 

[The Duke]

The bravest, I don't stick stuff up my ass though. It's just something I heard on Bob and Tom.

Chyeah, right.

 

[occupied]

Chyeah, right.

Butt-stuff never appealed to me. If it did this thread would be far more interesting. Everyone has had something up there and decided if they liked it or not. Even you.

 

[The Duke]

Butt-stuff never appealed to me. If it did this thread would be far more interesting. Everyone has had something up there and decided if they liked it or not. Even you.

So ..I really didn't wanna ask this but..what did you have up there?
(So gonna regret this)

 

[occupied]

So ..I really didn't wanna ask this but..what did you have up there?
(So gonna regret this)

I've seen a lot of doctors in my life. Eventually you're going to get a finger up the ass. Lately it's been a heavy traffic area since I got colon cancer. I'll tell you something true. Having a temp colostomy has been horrifying. God put your asshole on the back for a reason. You don't want to see what goes on there, trust me.

 

[The Duke]

I've seen a lot of doctors in my life. Eventually you're going to get a finger up the ass. Lately it's been a heavy traffic area since I got colon cancer. I'll tell you something true. Having a temp colostomy has been horrifying. God put your asshole on the back for a reason. You don't want to see what goes on there, trust me.

Say no more.

 

[Muhammed]

The case left doctors shell-shocked.

A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.

“An emergency occurred from 9 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a hospital spokesperson stated.

Bomb disposal experts at the scene determined there was little possibility the shell would explode inside the man.

“They reassured us by telling us that it was a collector’s item from the First World War, used by the French military,” the hospital stated.

Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum.

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

Comment:
How did he explain this to the doctor?
Does Torro know this guy?

I had a dog named Sphinx. She was house trained but when she got old she got irregular and would have to go in the middle of the night. Usually she would wake me up to let her outside to do her business, but if it was really cold out sometimes she would sneak down into the basement and lay a "Sphinx bomb" on the floor.

 

[The Duke]

I had a dog named Sphinx. She was house trained but when she got old she got irregular and would have to go in the middle of the night. Usually she would wake me up to let her outside to do her business, but if it was really cold out sometimes she would sneak down into the basement and lay a Sphinx bomb on the floor.

TMI