Male Enhancement... sheez

[Lumpy 1]

I don't know what works, pills, stretchers, a rubber hammer and I could care less.

I do know one thing, I'm damn sick of the commercials and adds.

Ya, take these pills and the ladies swarm......

If that was true there would be quite a run on crew socks!

Besides ladies does it really matter...

(for those who do care)
tough luck..

 

[random3434]

Now the USMB has to charge you $4.99 a day for that advertisment Lumpy1.

And as all the ladies on here know, YOU would never need one of those, you hunking chunk of man meat.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Now the USMB has to charge you $4.99 a day for that advertisment Lumpy1.

And as all the ladies on here know, YOU would never need one of those, you hunking chunk of man meat.

Didn't think of that, changed for humor sake..... (and $4.99 a day)

So true, yet I remain a humble Lump...

 

[necritan]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua72u9CuKfk]YouTube - bad male enhancement infomercial[/ame]

"What can I say....??? It got bigger."

 

[Big Black Dog]

They give one of those little blue pills to every male resident at our local nursing home at bedtime every night. It keeps them from rolling out of bed.

 

[Lumpy 1]

They give one of those little blue pills to every male resident at our local nursing home at bedtime every night. It keeps them from rolling out of bed.

.........

 

[AllieBaba]

I once had to work with a pervert whose main delight in life was discussing his hardons, and how his male enhancement herbs were working.

I think of that freak every time I see one of those damn commercials.

 

[random3434]

I once had to work with a pervert whose main delight in life was discussing his hardons, and how his male enhancement herbs were working.

I think of that freak every time I see one of those damn commercials.

I didn't know you worked with Dilloduck Allie!

 

[Lumpy 1]

I once had to work with a pervert whose main delight in life was discussing his hardons, and how his male enhancement herbs were working.

I think of that freak every time I see one of those damn commercials.

I didn't know you worked with Dilloduck Allie!

and, I was thinking she worked in the Clinton White House...

(I'm pre-booo-ing this for you)............BOOOOO...

 

[AllieBaba]

Dillo's a chick, folks. I don't think she uses male enhancement fake drugs.

 

[random3434]

Dillo's a chick, folks. I don't think she uses male enhancement fake drugs.

You might want to inform him of that dear!


http://www.usmessageboard.com/members/dilloduck.html

 

[rdean]

During the last election, McCain and the Republicans wanted Viagra given out "free" by the health care companies because they felt "lackaboner" was a "medical condition. But they wanted women to pay out of pocket for "birth control".

The reason? "Erectile Dysfunction" is a "medical condition" and "birth control" is a "lifestyle choice".

Jack Cafferty: Viagra Is For A Medical Condition, Birth Control Is A "Lifestyle Choice" | Crooks and Liars

 

[AllieBaba]

When viagra first came out, my mom was working in a VA hospital (she worked there more than 10 years..I can't remember if it was 10 or 14..anyway)...

She was completely disgusted by the numbers of filthy, addicted, alcoholic, excessively AGED and very sick (physically, as well as mentally) men who would come in regularly for their viagra. Paid for by, you got it, the federal government.

None of these guys had women. WTF?

 

[rdean]

When viagra first came out, my mom was working in a VA hospital (she worked there more than 10 years..I can't remember if it was 10 or 14..anyway)...

She was completely disgusted by the numbers of filthy, addicted, alcoholic, excessively AGED and very sick (physically, as well as mentally) men who would come in regularly for their viagra. Paid for by, you got it, the federal government.

None of these guys had women. WTF?

But most had hands.

 

[Lumpy 1]

During the last election, McCain and the Republicans wanted Viagra given out "free" by the health care companies because they felt "lackaboner" was a "medical condition. But they wanted women to pay out of pocket for "birth control".

The reason? "Erectile Dysfunction" is a "medical condition" and "birth control" is a "lifestyle choice".

Jack Cafferty: Viagra Is For A Medical Condition, Birth Control Is A "Lifestyle Choice" | Crooks and Liars

Well, you know, you can't have one without the other.. just an observation...

 

[Zoom-boing]

I do know one thing, I'm damn sick of the commercials and adds.

Me too. My 12 year old daughter doesn't even have a grasp on what erectile function is and along comes these commercials and . . . . cripes, do I have to explain what erectile dysfunction is first??

 

[007]

I don't know what works, pills, stretchers, a rubber hammer and I could care less.

I do know one thing, I'm damn sick of the commercials and adds.

Ya, take these pills and the ladies swarm......

If that was true there would be quite a run on crew socks!

Besides ladies does it really matter...

(for those who do care)
tough luck..

I'm sick of them too.

"Especially this *CHUBBY* Santa with a *SACK* full of pride."

Could they be any more obvious? These ads are pathetic and disgusting.

 

[Thinman]

I don't know what works, pills, stretchers, a rubber hammer and I could care less.

I do know one thing, I'm damn sick of the commercials and adds.

Ya, take these pills and the ladies swarm......

If that was true there would be quite a run on crew socks!

Besides ladies does it really matter...

(for those who do care)
tough luck..

Traction devices work. I gained 1 3/8 inches using one. It took me 11 months averaging 110 hours per month wearing the device.

I'm happy.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I don't know what works, pills, stretchers, a rubber hammer and I could care less.

I do know one thing, I'm damn sick of the commercials and adds.

Ya, take these pills and the ladies swarm......

If that was true there would be quite a run on crew socks!

Besides ladies does it really matter...

(for those who do care)
tough luck..

Traction devices work. I gained 1 3/8 inches using one. It took me 11 months averaging 110 hours per month wearing the device.

I'm happy.

I kid you because your my friend, this have anything to do with Thinman...?

sorry, IOU

 

[Thinman]

I don't know what works, pills, stretchers, a rubber hammer and I could care less.

I do know one thing, I'm damn sick of the commercials and adds.

Ya, take these pills and the ladies swarm......

If that was true there would be quite a run on crew socks!

Besides ladies does it really matter...

(for those who do care)
tough luck..

Traction devices work. I gained 1 3/8 inches using one. It took me 11 months averaging 110 hours per month wearing the device.

I'm happy.

I kid you because your my friend, this have anything to do with Thinman...?

sorry, IOU

HA, Ha. You had to bring that up, didn't you?