JimBowie1958
Old Fogey
- Sep 25, 2011
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This is what I remember of the debate last night. Was it really last night, not last month? or last year? It is hard to tell after fighting to remain awake for 23 hours of staring at a bunch of monkeys throwing shit at each other.
1) Joe Biden: Yes! I will be happy to throw hundreds of thousands of people out of their jobs to pursue Green solutions to our economic problems. That is why I am running!
2) Pete Bootygig: We owe deported undocumented refugees that have come here in the hope of freedom, justice, safety and the right to vote for a Democrat, we owe them reparations for enforcing our laws against them, their poor little hearts! We need to bring them back to the US where we can apologize to them for trying to make the laws apply to everyone, because no one in this country is above the law except for the poor, the unwanted, and the refugees.
3) Elizabeth Warren: I will give free stuff to everyone! More than Bootygigs silly reparations, the amateur! I can show you a real first class storm of free stuff falling from the sky, from hovering black helicopters!
4) Bernie Sanders: Yes, I am part of the problem, being a white man with many long years of repressing my fellow People of Color citizens, because I am just an evil old awful white male. Please forgive me! I need that!
5) Elizabeth Warren: Did I mention I want to give away lots and lots of free shit! Just gales and storms of free shit rolling out of your ears!
6) Andrew Yang: Well *I* want to give everyone $1000 a month! So if you can use a free grand each month, vote for.....
7) Elizabeth Warren: I'll give you two thousand a month plus a free car! A free car for everyone!
8) Bernie; that is so ridiculous, my Gawd, Elizabeth, do you even think about...never mind.
9) Elizabeth Warren; yes, I do think about what I say, Bernie! And I know that I would never have a fund raiser in a cave with crystal glassware! That is so ostentatious! I would have my fund raisers in outhouses with red solo cups, because I am just a regular old beer guzzling slut, just like my voters!
10) Pete Bootygig; Wait, now dont slam on my fundraisers because they were in caves. It is very authentic for a gay boy from that backwoods redneck backwater called Indiana! I am more poor than you are Elizabitch!
11) Eliza....; THE HELL YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE SOY BOY!
12) Bootygig: You are worth a hundred times what I am, sister!
13) Eli....: That is true, but we shouldnt talk about my Mega Brain Power I have over you, Booty!
Then I fell asleep at some point, not sure how much I recall actually was said or just in my nightmare.
But that is my take away from it, anyway.
1) Joe Biden: Yes! I will be happy to throw hundreds of thousands of people out of their jobs to pursue Green solutions to our economic problems. That is why I am running!
2) Pete Bootygig: We owe deported undocumented refugees that have come here in the hope of freedom, justice, safety and the right to vote for a Democrat, we owe them reparations for enforcing our laws against them, their poor little hearts! We need to bring them back to the US where we can apologize to them for trying to make the laws apply to everyone, because no one in this country is above the law except for the poor, the unwanted, and the refugees.
3) Elizabeth Warren: I will give free stuff to everyone! More than Bootygigs silly reparations, the amateur! I can show you a real first class storm of free stuff falling from the sky, from hovering black helicopters!
4) Bernie Sanders: Yes, I am part of the problem, being a white man with many long years of repressing my fellow People of Color citizens, because I am just an evil old awful white male. Please forgive me! I need that!
5) Elizabeth Warren: Did I mention I want to give away lots and lots of free shit! Just gales and storms of free shit rolling out of your ears!
6) Andrew Yang: Well *I* want to give everyone $1000 a month! So if you can use a free grand each month, vote for.....
7) Elizabeth Warren: I'll give you two thousand a month plus a free car! A free car for everyone!
8) Bernie; that is so ridiculous, my Gawd, Elizabeth, do you even think about...never mind.
9) Elizabeth Warren; yes, I do think about what I say, Bernie! And I know that I would never have a fund raiser in a cave with crystal glassware! That is so ostentatious! I would have my fund raisers in outhouses with red solo cups, because I am just a regular old beer guzzling slut, just like my voters!
10) Pete Bootygig; Wait, now dont slam on my fundraisers because they were in caves. It is very authentic for a gay boy from that backwoods redneck backwater called Indiana! I am more poor than you are Elizabitch!
11) Eliza....; THE HELL YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE SOY BOY!
12) Bootygig: You are worth a hundred times what I am, sister!
13) Eli....: That is true, but we shouldnt talk about my Mega Brain Power I have over you, Booty!
Then I fell asleep at some point, not sure how much I recall actually was said or just in my nightmare.
But that is my take away from it, anyway.
