Los Angeles Saved After Meghan Markle Arrives To Stand Around Wearing Baseball Cap

[Votto]

Los Angeles Saved After Meghan Markle Arrives To Stand Around Wearing Baseball Cap
Celebs·Jan 12, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

LOS ANGELES, CA — In what many are already calling a modern-day miracle, the city of Los Angeles was saved after Meghan Markle arrived in the city and began standing around wearing a cap.

Residents breathed a sigh of relief as soon as they witnessed Markle aimlessly walking around in a Dodgers cap, knowing the fires could no longer touch them.

"Saved! We're saved!" cried out throngs of adoring onlookers, watching as Markle stood chatting in her cap. "Look at how she stands there, intermittently wearing a mask and a baseball cap. Take that, wildfire!"

According to sources, not since the Miracle of Dunkirk have so many lives been rescued from peril in such heroic fashion. "They way Meghan just lazily looked around, wearing a hat -- we owe her our lives," said local man Harris Denton. "If not for her, we would be lost. Long live Meghan!"

At publishing time, Los Angeles had awarded Markle the key to the city and vowed to build a monument rivaling the Statue of Liberty in honor of her great deeds.

 

[fncceo]

 

[luiza]

There may be a spark of decency in this American woman .
Give her a chance .

She will need a drop or two of sympathy when she finds that dimwitted husband is the illegitimate son of Mummy Di and Spanish Royalty .
Not Charles .
Deep State insists on preserving its family blood lines .

 

[Bootneck]

Meghan Markle will jump on any passing bandwagon to feed her insatiable narcissistic appetite for self publicity and this is yet another example. Let's not forget that with the Markle woman it always has to be about her. She's not known as Me Me Meghan for nothing!