Karl Marx's advice to the Republicans.....
DON'T compromise
Be unapologetically conservative
Be unapologetically patriotic
Realize that we are in the majority and it's payback time in the Big City, baby! Time to kick those Demo-rats' asses all the way from here to the South Pole.
Realize that the Democrats are our enemy and treat them as such, relegate them to no power committees such as "Capital Hill sanitation" (especially that Hillary Rat Fink Clinton --- if possible make her clean all the toilets on Capitol Hill too. Not that I'm being vindictive, but a good dose of humility is good for the soul!).
President Bush --- you're a nice man, and that's your problem ---- don't be nice, resist the urge to have Ted Kennedy over to watch movies and ask Bill Clinton for foreign policy advice. It just makes you look weak and indecisive and makes them look like they know something you don't and the will use that to their advantage ..... I'd say f*** those m************s, kick their ass, make them kiss yours and stand on their necks... that is what a conquerer does to the vanquished, that's what they'd do to you. Once you and the Republicans get your major goals accomplished, then show some token mercies that don't cost you anything.
Carry out the same campaign of smear tactics, demonization as the Democrats and turn the tables on them. Call them what they are .... a bunch of Neo-Communist, Dictator loving, elitist snobs that have a contempt for the average American. A thieving bunch of liars that will sell out national security (play up the Clinton and the Sandy Berger thing really big!), their mothers and the Lord Jesus Christ himself for a campaign contribution. After doing that, then focus on their bad qualities (if you didn't get it, that's supposed to be a joke -- ok, ok, can't be funny all the time!)
After 40 years of servitude to these bastards, why did we vote you into office? To be Democrat lite? No! To reverse the blind policies of these hooligans! To bring back decency and morality and responsible government to the American people! To kick out and eviscerate the special interests, the Labor Unions, the NOW, the ACLU and their tyranny of oppression against us the working people of this country! Bring down those judges who hold Judeo-Christian values in contempt! Impeach them! Throw those neo-socialist-commie intellectuals into prison! Show the rest of the world that no one is above the law!
There! I feel better already!