So if these 5 Taliban were the worst terrorists in the history of mankind, which is the rightwing propaganda machine's take,
how come no one could come up with any crimes to charge them with?
First that is your take of the rights view on them second two of them were wanted by the United Nations for war crimes.
Mullah Norullah Noori
As a senior Taliban military commander, Noori has been described in government reports as a military mastermind of sorts who engaged in hostilities against U.S. and Coalition forces in Zabul Province. Noori, who is estimated to be around 46 or 47 years old, has developed close ties to Taliban leader Mullah Omar and other senior Taliban officials, according to a JTF-GTMO report. Noori, who was named as the Taliban governor for the Balkh and Lagman provinces, is wanted by the United Nations for war crimes including the murder and torture of thousands of Shiite Muslims. Noori has been able to remain a significant figure to Taliban supporters and sympathizers. According to government records, which are based on conversations with Noori, he grew up in Shajoy where he learned to read and write at a mosque in his village. His father was the imam at the mosque. As a boy, he worked as a farmer on his fathers land. In March 1999, he traveled to Kabul where he met with Mullah Yunis, the commander of the Taliban security base, and expressed interest in joining the Taliban. After the Taliban front lines fell in November 2001, Noori traveled to Konduz where he was trained and worked with Omar. Noori has been implicated in the murder of thousands of Shiites in northern Afghanistan. When asked about the killings, Noori did not express any regret and stated they did what they needed to do in their struggle to establish their ideal state.
Mullah Mohammad Fazi
As the Talibans former deputy defense minister, Fazi was held at Guantanamo after being identified as an enemy combatant by the United States. Fazi is an admitted senior commander who served as chief of staff of the Taliban Army and as a commander of its 22nd Division. Hes also wanted by the United Nations on war crimes for the murder of thousands of Shiite Muslims in Afghanistan. According to documents, Fazi wielded considerable influence throughout the northern region of Afghanistan and his influence continued after his capture. The Taliban has used Fazis capture as a recruiting tool. If released, detainee would likely rejoin the Taliban and establish ties with other terrorist groups, the Guantanamo report says.
This one may not be war crimes but it's pretty close.
Abdul Haq Wasiq
Thought to be in his early 40s, Wasiq served as the Taliban deputy minister of intelligence and had direct access to Taliban and Hezb-e-Islami Gulbuddin leadership, according to an internal memo that assessed risk at Guantanamo. He reportedly used his office to support Al Qaeda and to assist Taliban personnel elude capture. He also reportedly arranged for Al Qaeda personnel to train Taliban intelligence staff. Wasiq belongs to the Khogyani Tribe and began his religious training under his father, Muhammad Saleem, who died in 1981.Three years later, he went to study Islam at Warah, a school located on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border near the Khyber Pass. When the Taliban assumed control in Afghanistan, a number of Islamic students, including Wasiq, went to Kabul. Wasiq has been accused by Human Rights Watch of mass killings and torture. According to a report by the Joint Task Force Guantanamo, Wasiq arranged for Al Qaeda personnel to train Taliban intelligence staff in intelligence methods.