London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal

[Confounding]

Coffee and a blowjob for $66? I'm down.

London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal

London could soon host its first ever ‘fellatio café’ for punters seeking oral pleasure with their morning coffee. If the business manages to overcome all the legal barriers to opening, the café will offer customers a selection of coffees, along with oral sex performed by an escort.

 

[Dekster]

Good way to get free publicity for your shop by pretending you will be doing something there is no chance in hell they will let you do.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Here's the catch....this is the escort

 

[Phoenall]

Here's the catch....this is the escort

Or it could be tainted tommy, they will soon go bust

 

[Anathema]

Only problem I see (assuming legal issues are resolved) is.... what do you offer for people like me who don't drink coffee?

 

[mdk]

Do the escorts charge the clients based on Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and, Trenta?

 

[Pogo]

Coffee and a blowjob for $66? I'm down.

London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal

London could soon host its first ever ‘fellatio café’ for punters seeking oral pleasure with their morning coffee. If the business manages to overcome all the legal barriers to opening, the café will offer customers a selection of coffees, along with oral sex performed by an escort.

"Punters"?

That's discrimination. They can't exclude linebackers, free safeties and running backs.

I'm a wide receiver myself....

 

[Vastator]

Coffee and a blowjob for $66? I'm down.

London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal

London could soon host its first ever ‘fellatio café’ for punters seeking oral pleasure with their morning coffee. If the business manages to overcome all the legal barriers to opening, the café will offer customers a selection of coffees, along with oral sex performed by an escort.

"Punters"?

That's discrimination. They can't exclude linebackers, free safeties and running backs.

I'm a wide receiver myself....

No question about that...