Some parents have been rewarding their kids with money for good grades. Since the kids grades are already a matter of public record, lets institute a tax on good grades.
We could institute a tax on sports games at school as well. The winner would pay a tax to have their victory recorded.
We could institute a tax on banjo strings. It might not raise much money, but it would cut down on the number of banjos in the nation.
I think if you shed hairs, they should be taxed. A flat rate for each hair shed payable daily.
We should institute a soap-scum tax. Too many people take soap for granted because there is no consequence to use more than less. We create green jobs by requiring that all drains have a device installed on them to measure how much soap scum is released into the environment and tax the hell out of it. To prevent tax evasion, we would have to imprison those who refuse to bathe.
We should institute a 'per word kindle tax'. I just don't like the kindle and think it should be taxed to the hilt.
The time has come to institute a national sunshine tax. Wherever one lives, NWS would calculate how many sunny days that location had and a flat tax per day would then be collected. The same should be done with rain. One flat tax for sunny days and a flat tax for rainy days. Cloudy days with no rain would be tax free (for now).