So there I was on January 6, inside the Capitol Building, just midnight my own business confronted by a locked door. So, what else was I supposed to do? Naturally, I pulled the familiar red handle that makes all kind of crazy noise in order to get the freaking door to open.
Well, anyway, to make a long story short, the po po eventually located me and used some video as “evidence” against me at my trial for some “insurrection” type charges. And, well, one thing led to another and I got sentenced.
Apparently a “false alarm” in the nation’s Capitol building allows a judge to give a defendant a life sentence.
So, m advice to Bowman on a to
Ruuuuuuuunnnnnn.