Lauren Boebert’s Massive Secret Tattoo Revealed In Latest Bikini Pic

[RoshawnMarkwees]

I'm assuming everyone's already seen Rep Luna's epic MAGA bikini.

But this can easily compete.

I must say, the 1990's called - and it wants its body art back.

Nice bod though

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Lauren Boebert’s massive secret tattoo revealed in latest bikini pic highlighting conservative women

Shocking photos reveal the firebrand Colorado Republican congresswoman’s sprawling tribal ink.

nypost.com

Sorry, couldn't resist.

As you were.

Looks like a skin disease.

 

[Moonglow]

I'm assuming everyone's already seen Rep Luna's epic MAGA bikini.

But this can easily compete.

I must say, the 1990's called - and it wants its body art back.

Nice bod though

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Lauren Boebert’s massive secret tattoo revealed in latest bikini pic highlighting conservative women

Shocking photos reveal the firebrand Colorado Republican congresswoman’s sprawling tribal ink.

nypost.com

Sorry, couldn't resist.

As you were.

I'd like to paint her in edible vinyl.

 

[Moonglow]

I call her Trashy Spice. Decent body, librarian face, 10 cent head. Likes: Instagram, Beetlejuice, vaping. You should totally hit her up, bro.

Do her doggy style so they can both watch X-Files.

 

[Meathead]

Sure sure, lets go with that, lol.

Also I have far more tattoos than that wannabe failure from the 80's.

Boyfriends names?

 

[Crepitus]

Boyfriends names?

Lol, no.. I got a cybernetic elephant though. That work?

 

[lennypartiv]

I wish Boebert was Trump's choice for the VP slot. Democrat's heads would be popping off.

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

I wish Boebert was Trump's choice for the VP slot. Democrat's heads would be popping off.

I wish you weren't so ******* awkward, bud. Now go rub another one out to her bikini pic.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Whereas she would find him scintillating and sexually arousing.

Like all women who fall under Procustes stretched spell.

He was just Procrustes before he turned gay. Now he is Procustes stretched. He leaves off the gaping part.

 

[el midgetron]