Las Vegas horse owner deterring porch pirates with manure

[lennypartiv]

I'd love to see their face when they open the package.

Anyone ever considered something like this to get back at porch pirates?

Las Vegas horse owner deterring 'porch pirates' with manure

A Las Vegas horse owner is attempting to scare away 'porch pirates' with something very smelly.

www.ktnv.com

 

[Muhammed]

I'd love to see their face when they open the package.

Anyone ever considered something like this to get back at porch pirates?

Las Vegas horse owner deterring 'porch pirates' with manure

A Las Vegas horse owner is attempting to scare away 'porch pirates' with something very smelly.

www.ktnv.com

It won't work. It will just encourage them because Democrats love to play with and eat feces. Shit will not deter those shit eating morons.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Put a stack of job applications inside of the package

 

[lennypartiv]

Put a stack of job applications inside of the package

But then I'd have to print them and probably use up an expensive ink cartridge.
This way I just need to open the box top and squat over it.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

But then I'd have to print them and probably use up an expensive ink cartridge.
This way I just need to open the box top and squat over it.

well then just one job application........for a septic tank diver